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Italian mobsters using discord to have a meeting and they have a bot that plays accordion music on repeat

In light of the current situation, let me tell you about some lighthearted news from Germany.

This guy is Christian Drosten. He’s a virologist and when German media wants an expert’s opinion on the coronavirus, they usually ask him. He also has a podcast where he gives a daily update about the pandemic.

And people absolutely love him. He has a fanpage on Instagram.

People stan him on Twitter.

Women like men who:

listen

can cook

don’t have a problem with eye contact

are called Christian

are athletic

have a PhD

are well dressed

have clean finger nails

last name Drosten

virologist

Christian Drosten

You little cutiepie

Can someone tell me Christian Drosten’s birthday, I’d like to know how comptaible our zodiac signs are.

They even started making memes

Tl;dr: Germany is collectively stanning a virologist.

fatboyschl1mm

If im not mistaken he also developed the Corona test that is now used globally, which is very sexy

langernameohnebedeutung

“The Corona-explainer of the nation” - “First people on Twitter are asking: Can Drosten do Chancellor?”

@cookie-moi NEVER DOUBT HOW WEIRD THIS WORLD CAN GET

meanboysfromkremlin

Du kleine Süßmaus

surkovhasherpes

@samf2020 what is going on in germany!?

omghotmemes

Can’t wait for her to bump into her sempai.

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tertwig

This is the most punk rock thing I’ve ever seen

defilerwyrm

What gets me is that initial pause. The bird knows this song. He knows when the drum comes in. Being able to anticipate musical rhythm is a form of intelligence very few species have, and this is the most remarkable example of it I’ve ever seen in a bird. The cockatoo knew to wait for the drums.

frnkieroismydaddy

The white stripes would be proud

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

I’m pretty sure they just edited the video and synced up the music to the rhythm of the parrot’s foot tapping.

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fatmanatee

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

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snorlaxatives

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

unculture

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

snorlaxatives

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

ground-zoro

arán is Irish for bread :)

hilariously--tragic

Two types of people

refinery29

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

scarletswalking

This is why it’s so important to vote for your local judges after doing a minimal amount of research. Most people just pick whatever judge is there or has a funny name, but this woman is changing the way prisoners are treated and she was voted in by the county. Always do your research before voting for judges, but don’t discount it as unomportant. You may need someone like her on your side one day.