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been here for over a decade. there's officially no way out (Dale, 28, she/he/they)

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[pansyfemme]

the honda cervix…

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[gaytanic-panic]

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[babushkaat]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[44caps]