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been here for over a decade. there's officially no way out (Dale, 28, she/he/they)

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[gaytanic-panic]

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[babushkaat]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[44caps]

[srdcovka]

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

[dappermouth]

do you think sperm whales get scared down there. in the so dark deeps.

[ngalitzine]

[sovietnam]

[pinolitas]

real

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[sesamie-moving]

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?