everything is everything

I am a paradox, anomaly, nerd, millennial, here, queer. I am a person, and so are you, and we are not alone. All pronouns and lack thereof acceptable. var sc_project=12014894; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="81cb9296";

[memesandlaughs]

[theweirdwideweb]

[phrases]

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[scoutdoodles]

Here…have a comic…

I can’t be the only one who’s thought this…

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

[such-justice-wow]

This post screams lactose intolerance

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[woppy42]

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[paradoxrealness-blog]

I wonder, if I’m my own worst enemy? if I ever was, still am, or just am.

[paradoxrealness-blog]

I spent so long thinking the one for me didn’t exist, thinking and worrying I was just gonna be alone forever, then bam I hit the universal lotto and find my guy, all day every day I’m so thankful. I thought I should stay single because of how bad my PMDD can be, but I fell in love with him and just... couldn’t ignore it, and for the first time, the person I love actually loves me back? yeah, it happened and I couldn’t be happier.

[nao-san-no-kagoshima-love]

いこい旅館

[happifying-things]

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Bubble Tea by Marcela Rodriquez

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

via @extramadness

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[petepepsi]

[vo-kopen]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury …

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

THis is funnier than actual episodes of spongebob

[noisetank01]

Okay, THIS is the funniest thing I’ve read on tumlr, ever. EVER.

[harpies-hunting-ground]

[webarebears-official]

[paradoxrealness-blog]

WHERE CAN I GET THESE???????

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[bolaneno]

Something WONDERFULLY amazing will happen to you in May 2019 ✨✨✨… a great and happy occurrence.

[1dietcokeinacan]