Unicorn Science

i probably should get back to work | they/them

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes

[wildflowerdaysi]

A Moonlit Woodland Scene by Mekertich Givanian

[mitsukara7]

[pixel-city]

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[quendergeer]

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

[lola-legendary]

K

[hardyparti-deactivated20250411]

U

[osvaldvvanstein]

N

[tiredmisophonicwerewolf]

G

[ecto-stone]

P

[a-selkie-abroad]

O

[kotdish]

W

[aviandaleks]

P

[dragonwysper]

E

[ultimatenutshackfangirl]

N

[ohhmichelettoohh]

I

[beetle-goth]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[beardedmrbean]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[persianmom]

y’all hype up men on this app that I would personally use as a scarecrow

[ckret2]

[hypotenussy]

"what that's just a picture of a fla-" *see the guy sitting on it* "OH FUCK OFF."

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly