they killed my avs

Tobie || They/She || pens, avs, victoire, sharks, intermittent other teams. starting to think i should have side blogs. if you are my friend , i’m sorry for all the hockey. ily

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sometimes I see an awful take online but then i'm like WAIT, barely anyone in real life thinks this. very relieving honestly

[stanleycup]

[swordmaid]

wearing a cute lounge set to lounge in

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[enba-and-luka]

[brainscrems]

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

[athenasdragon]

Frequent enough issue that there's a greeting card about it...

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Following broadway news when you don’t live in new york is kinda like if you got a google alert every time your friends planned a party and didn’t invite you

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[violentfictionaldelights]

made the mistake of opening twitter and immediately got shot ten times straight through the heart

[pingupipit]

sid bathing the cup (and getting a detailed critique of his cleaning technique) is everything to me asldfkjlsjkgkjhl

transcript under cut.

After a long day of parades, pictures, and parties, Stanley deserved a much needed bath.

WN: Sid helped us clean the cup today. One of the few times a player has ever offered to clean the cup. He actually wanted to do it. Usually, what we do is we put the soap in the bowl and then we lather it up and let it overflow, but he chose to do a different method of putting water in it first then the soap. Different technique, it's totally fine.

SC: So you want me to clean this part, too? WN: All of it!

WN: He did drop the ball when he asked whether he should clean the rest of the cup. It's the cup. You know, you've got to clean the whole thing, it's not just the bowl. Sometimes, we use a silver polish, but it takes a long time when you use silver polish and it takes the finish off the cup, so we just use soap. You know what, it works just as fine, and in about five minutes after we clean it, we're going to have little paws all over it anyways.

WN: Outstanding. Here you go, sir. SC: All right.

WN: Overall, good job and we were very grateful that he did something that we didn't have to do today.

SC: All right. WN: Perfect.

WN: Good job, Sid.

SC: It does look shinier.

SC: Just something else to do with it. I've got it, I might as well enjoy every bit of it. I mean, I'll never complain about cleaning the cup.

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[girlfriendline]

"This is the 28th team you've shut out in your career, the most of any goalie. What does something like that mean to you?" "I think it just means that I'm old maybe!"

flower speaking to the media after his first shutout in a wild jersey

wild @ kraken || 11.11.22

[sheepshot]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting