✭"Too scared to dream, but too dumb to die"✭

[to anyone looking for donations: I am sadly not able to donate any money. please do not try to contact me; you'd be better off looking for others who can actually help]

[paranoid-radio]

NEW INTRO POST !!

greetings fellow existing thing made of atoms! Welcome to my blog!!

Basic info

Names are Virgil and Joseph, pronouns are he/them, genderqueer + bisexual + arospec minor (adults: you can still interact just dont be creepy and we're alright), american in the EST timezone, autism and ADD haver + OSDD-1B system + fictionkin. Mostly a reblog account!

Interests/ likes

Music: Green day, Arctic Monkeys, MCR, Radiohead, The Strokes, Oasis, Tally Hall, Will Wood, Ultra Q/The Death Chat/Mt. Eddy, IDKHOW, Elliott Smith, Panic! At the disco, Fall Out Boy, David Bowie, Tyler The Creator, 100 Gecs, Talking Heads, and plenty more (+ too many musicals to list)

Tv shows: Hannibal NBC, Good Omens, OFMD, Transatlantic, Gotham, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who modern, Criminal Minds, Last Week Tonight, Fallout TV, Interview with the Vampire, True Detective (season 1), Severance, 13 Reasons Why, Game of Thrones, WWE/AEW [WWE Smackdown May 16 '25 + AEW Blood & Guts Nov. 12 '25]

Movies: Wes Anderson movies, Saw franchise, Insidious franchise, Re-animator movies, Tim Burton movies, American Psycho, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim, Baby Driver, Donnie Darko, Stop Making Sense, Perks of Being a Wallflower, ect. Ect. (Letterboxd will be linked later in post)

Miscellaneous: Stardew Valley, Disco Elysium, Fallout franchise, Pathologic games, Detroit: Become Human, Telltale games (TWD + The Wolf Among Us), neil gaiman books [SEPARATING ART FROM ARTIST], Gerard Way comics, video editing, gardening, writing, tarot/divination/general witchcraft, libraries, history, alt fashion and music, greek mythology

!!CURRENT HYPERFIXATION(S) THAT I WILL DEFINITELY RB A LOT OF CONTENT OF: wrestling (AEW)/Jon Moxley + Interpol (band) !!

DNI

Basic dni criteria, homophobes + transphobes, terfs/tirfs, israel supporters/zionists, proshippers, ableists, transmeds

Blog-specific tags

-> Paranoid radio originals: original posts that arent reblogs

-> Paranoid radio favs(/favourites): self-explanatory

-> Paranoid radio mutuals: mutual interactions! (Love you guys btw /p)

-> Paranoid radio chronicles: tales from life and/or general complaining

-> Joseph wants capcut to die: video edits I've made that are (usually) reuploaded from my tiktok

-> I feel like Im gucci mane in 2006: dumb cursed photo edits I've made because of my best friend @/applewatchpls. This wont be used much but felt necessary anyhow

-> Virgil pleads the 5th: stoner posting (AKA posts I make while/about being high)

-> Virgil's fictionkin inferno: collective fictionkin posting tag [kinlist can be found here]

Other accounts/ socials

Tiktok edit account // stimboard blog (requests: closed) // system blog // spotify // letterboxd // discord: I'll give it in dms or wherever if you ask first :] // pluralkit // spacehey // AO3

Bonuses:

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[queer-as-city-folk]

four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[koifee]

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

[estro-boi]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[decompose1]

i'm never going to stop feeling mad and betrayed about how level 1/"low support needs" autistics have become the face of autism and gleefully use their privilege over l2/3s to talk over us, pretend we don't exist, and use the slur used to hurt US while pretending it's their word to say. while level 2-3 and "high support needs" autistics have been so erased that a lot of people don't remember we exist anymore and blame us for our symptoms. i've never met a level 2 or 3 autistic who wanted to say the r word. everyone i know like me hates it because it hurts. level 1s can't accept that there are people who are really more disabled by their autism than them TO THE POINT WHERE THEY KEEP SAYING HOW AUTISM ISNT A DISABILITY it's so frustrating!!!! aspie supremacy is a disease. support ppl with high support needs

[wordfather]

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

[wonderingwhereileftreality]

Babe it's decomposing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

[galacticsabc]

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

[gracerockyyes]

I would unironically love this

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[kosmogrl]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it