Paranymph

27/Female/Netherlands/Huge Nerd. Currently Hyperfixated on Stray Kids/Kpop. Main fandoms in which I write: How To Train Your Dragon & Harry Potter. Writing Tag

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[i2n8]

BANGCHAN in (almost) all eras

[minsung-archived]

LEE KNOW — god's menu @ PPX kick-off (©minggijuc)

[regulus-leonis]

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

[hyunjinx42-deactivated20250212]

NOPE NOPE NOPE. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

this is disgusting and violating and if you do this or think this is okay I hate you. I get that stays can be horny as fuck for their idols and that is fine, that is why I make fanfictions, but to me any thing visual involving the members disgusts me. Those ai kissing edits some stays make? Of bangchan or another member kissing them on the cheek? Fucking disturbing. THESE GODDAMN BOOB PHOTOCARD PICTURES??? ABSOLUTELY VIOLATING.

And yes, I do think these are much worse than fanfictions. Fanfictions has to do with IMAGINING an idol in certain situations. Even that could be weird to some people, but I don’t, because imagining means you are creating a visual scenario IN YOUR MIND. IT IS NOT FOR ANYONE ELSE TO SEE, NOONE ELSE CAN VIEW IT, LEAST OF ALL THE IDOL.

But when an idols image is used IN REAL LIFE? THROUGH AI OR PHOTOCARD OR PRINTOUT? To me, that’s different. I can’t imagine waking up and seeing people being so comfortable and horny with me that they think they can take provocative photos WITH MY FACE ON THEIR TITTIES. WITH ZERO CONSENT FROM ME.

let’s put it this way. Does it seem fucked up when you see those anti-fans pictures of shredded photocards, the picture of the members face ripped up and folded and crumpled?

Yes?

So if that’s fucked up, it should also be equally fucked up to take pictures of your bias’s face in the middle of your BOOBS.

some K-pop stans are taking this shit too far, and anyone that wants to tell me otherwise can suck my ass. Fuck this disrespectful bullshit. And the more photos I find like this, the majority of them are Bangchan stans. I may be one of you, and I may write fanfic, but at this point I think the lines between finding bangchan a hot guy and straight up objectifying the shit out of him are being blurred by his fans constantly.

Like I get it, you’re horny, he’s horny, we’re all horny, but just because he’s hot and flirty does not give you the right to violate his face without his consent. He may be horny, but he’s also polite and has strong boundaries, which many of you fuckers don’t seem to get.

Have some respect, cause this is fucking pathetic.

IDOLS ARE HUMANS. NOT YOUR GODDAMN SEX TOYS.

[iknowimlate18]

Breathe, girly cat. Breathe.

It's a piece of paper.

You read/write full on sex scenes of them.

Just like they could find one, they could find the other.

Is not, and never was that serious.

Breathe.

[sboochi]

It's 02/29 so you know what that means.... Happy bday to the most character ever!!

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

[tastetherainbow290]

Say it with me:

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer!

[shizumae]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[moonsterm]

here have more

[patricia-von-arundel]

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

[frikinnerd]

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

[moonsterm]

I made more. cause it’s fun

[mayakern]

swimsuits

[only-cat-memes]

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[amygdalae]

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

[melyzard]

My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning, but he wore a different uniform set and they were both still feeling a little raw, so she didn’t want to bring up the fight again. She decided to tell him that night instead.

And then she forgot.

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

[rainydays12]

GUYS IT’S THE POST

[moth-amphetamine]

THIS POST THIS POST OMG

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[violet-moonstone]

tired of people acting like sex scenes in writing or media are inherently a bad thing or somehow cheapen the writing. it is completely fine and understandable to not like sex scenes for personal reasons - just like its perfectly fine to not want to see violence - but to act like sex is an objectively bad thing to portray in fiction just feels very puritanical. sure, a lot of sex scenes are gratuitous and don't contribute to the story - but have you considered that a well written intimacy scene can reveal a lot about character dynamics and the themes of the story? Sex is another form of interaction - it can tell us about characters the same way dialogue does. And it can also contribute to the overall mood and atmosphere of the story.

And yeah, sometimes people just like to watch/read some saucy scenes too - that's also perfectly fine. Imo intimacy between established characters who happen to be having sex is always going to be more compelling than content intentionally made to be consumed as pornography, because more often than not, I cannot care enough about the people to care about they're doing with each other.

i also think this is one reason why smutty fanfic appeals to people

[evilwriter37]

Yes, thank you! Exactly! And I hate when people tell others not to write it if it “doesn’t contribute to the story.” Like, first of all, what you said: it can contribute to story and character. Secondly, who gives a fuck if it doesn’t? Some of us just want to see characters we like getting it on, and there’s nothing wrong with that!

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

Friendly Reminder that just because someone isn’t talking about Big Global Important Issue on tumblr, that does not mean that person doesn’t care. Please Remember:

People have lives outside of tumblr; they may be talking about/acting on Big Important Thing out there

Some people come to tumblr to do activism or talk about important things. Some people come here to escape thinking about Big Important Stressful Things.

You have no idea what else is happening in someone’s life or how much of their mental and emotional bandwidth is being taken up by other things. For a sort of extreme example, my raging alcoholic father recently attacked his mother, and my brother had to pull him off and hold him back while our grandmother ran out of the house. Nothing like that has ever happened before and she was the only person he hadn’t driven away yet, so she was understandably shaken, and so our whole family has been reeling trying to deal with that whole situation. As such, there are times when my brain just Cannot process the depth of the horrors of certain current events.

People can use tumblr to talk about important things on some days but be too mentally tired to talk about important things on other days.

Literally humans were not designed to intake and process the amount of information and bad news that we now do on a daily basis. Compassion fatigue is a thing. At some point your brain hits a point where it just literally can’t process anymore traumatic news. It just goes “Nope. Can’t do it. The best I can do is a surface level acknowledgement that Bad Thing is Bad.”

Your bandwidth for processing traumatic events is not the same size as everyone else’s. So just because you are able to care deeply about both Big Bad Personal Thing and Big Bad Global Thing at the same time does not mean that everyone else can do it too.

You don’t get to guilt trip people into reblogging something, or demand they post about the thing, or generally condemn people for not talking about an issue as much as you think they should. Demanding people to essentially virtue signal in order to not be labeled a bad person is Not Cool.

We’re all just trying to deal with the madness and chaos of the world. Don’t forget to be kind.