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every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

45percenterthen

riddler this riddler that ENOUG?H about that guy. what about the fiddler. hes stuck on the roof

thefuzzydave

drinkyourjuiceshelby

stupidbeecandle

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

glowingghosty

evandash

Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee

oddlyunadventurous

laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat

HOW the hell have you been loca

farmlesbians

pitbolshevik

why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you'll calm down

pitbolshevik

patema-introverted

elliewilliams

deadbeatmaker

hannibal is the best show i’ve ever seen. someone will look at a corpse and say “where did the liver go....” and then it cuts to exactly where the liver went