AEIOU

Just here for the ride

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[patriciavetinari]

That’s not a cursed image

[karnalesbian]

Chess v2.001 Patch Notes

- Fuck pawns knights bishops and kings

- Rooks go hog wild

rooks be like

[charlesoberonn]

Bishops trying to catch up

[beaft]

pawns:

[bakermiraak]

i'm abandoning my current skyrim run to try and collect all 50+ vanilla followers and i've decided to dress them up in cool wizard robes to keep track of them in a crowd

[bakermiraak]

update: i now have 11 followers and they push me around so hard that i'll sometimes clip through the ground

[bakermiraak]

yeet i'm at 20ish followers and now i feel like a teacher trying their best to manage a gaggle of students during a field trip

[bakermiraak]

i literally cannot get through them?? the orb pondering class of 4e201 is starting to rebel...

[bakermiraak]

onmund pondered over the orb sm that he's levitating everywhere????

anyways tiny little update:

- i've 31 followers now

- only half of them actually fast travel with me, the other half travels by foot to the destination

- everytime i enter somewhere, i'm dropped a solid 10 metres away from the actual entrance because it's so crowded

- everyone is so loud

- brelyna will sometimes say "got any sausages?" and jenassa will reply "gods you're starving" which i think is cute :)

[bakermiraak]

orb pondering class of 4e201 now has 40 students!! serana's too emo to wear anything else for the moment and i've decided against recruiting cicero because there can only be one class clown and it's gonna be me

[bakermiraak]

we're at 45 followers!! only 10 to go now :)

[infectedwithnyanites]

This is what starting a cult is like up to and including the part where you all go beserk and kill everyone in markarth

[foulserpent]

there are EXCEEDINGLY powerful and chaotic energies in this image

[massivelimestonecube]

if you look closely at this you can see that there are way more jpeg artifacts around the eyes and the timestamp which means that someone either photoshopped them in and let it get deep fried over the course of a dozen resaves or someone went in and manually sharpened those specific parts. who did this

[massivelimestonecube]

fotoforensics confirms i’m right with this error level analysis

this image has been altered heavily and manually from its original form. but by whose hand?

[foulserpent]

not by human hands…….

[theweirdwideweb]

[ruinedchildhood]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

[dragongirltitties]

happy black out and reblog posts monday

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[indigos-shits-and-giggles-deact]

[shiftythrifting]

Exploring Poshmark is fun

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[evilwizard]

Remember to provide enrichment for your backstabbing counselors, scheming viziers, and nefarious court wizards!

Consider adding some, or all of the following to their enclosures:

An eerily pristine rose garden with extremely sharp thorns!

Statues of yourself (or busts of your face) for them to smash against the wall!

A pair (or triplet) of orphans with a disgustingly large fortune!

Secret passageways and lairs! (Remember, they get stressed if left out in the open for too long!)

An animal companion who is also, inexplicably, evil!

A chess set where the white side has your house crest emblazoned upon the pieces, so they can symbolically tip over the king while chuckling menacingly!

Hidden daggers! Everywhere! Truly, you can’t have too many hidden daggers.

If all this doesn’t work, you can always consider letting them think they killed you for a bit. Just slumping over after enjoying your evening wine can do a world of good… just let them get their monologues out every now and again!

We all know caring for Schemers can be a big hastle. But it is so, so worth it to see the hate in their eyes as they smile treacherously at you each morning. That’s what being a pet owner’s all about :)

[wumblr]

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

[lush-in-lilac]

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

That addition is GOLD

[gorbling]

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

[gorbling]

Like

[roboticoperatingbud]

nah i got this bruv

[icky--sticky]

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

[osamustar]

IM SOBBING

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[memeuplift]

[gertritude-art]

umineko chapter 4 summary

[gertritude-art]

the context is literally that this woman was like “your mom didn’t give birth to you so i don’t think you exist” and the guy was incapable of logically arguing his way out of it so he stopped existing

[gertritude-art]

umineko is a 140 hour long visual novel about proving that magic isn’t real by engaging in a reddit debate with the 1000 year old witch who keeps resurrecting and killing your extended family. And also the power of love