Howdy

I’m a marvel fan idk

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No thoughts, only Peter Parker

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Peter: you don’t like popcorn????

Harley: I hate how it feels. It’s edible styrofoam. No one wants to chew on styrofoam

Peter: it’s very bold of you to assume I wouldn’t chew on styrofoam if given the chance.

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Peter: Can you dislike someone but still love them?

T’challa: Do you have siblings?

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How the Avengers would react if you told them you haven’t eaten all day

Tony: would try to make you scrambled eggs, burn them, and then call for your favorite takeout

Steve: would make some weird meal from the 40’s that you don’t love but eat because he seems excited to cook for you

Bruce: makes some BOMB curry and rice

Natasha: makes you a sandwich with the crust cut off and a glass of water and then stares at you until you finish it all

Clint: ‘oh shit same’ and then orders pizza

Thor: tries to make you an asgardian meal but all of the substitutes end up not mixing well and almost burns down the kitchen

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WandaVision watchers how we feeling?

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

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Anytime something inconvenient that I should really call my therapist about happens I just open Disney+ and watch Iron Man instead

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Peter and Harley text,

an actual conversation I had :)

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Peter: Hey Harley have you seen my web shooters?

Harley, who is currently using the web shooters to try and get his sticky hand off of the ceiling: no, no clue sorry.

— Bonus —

Peter: I can literally walk on walls why didn’t you just ask me to get it down

Harley: this was something I had to do on my own!

Tony: yeah well now there’s a hole in the roof and you can learn how to fix that on your own too

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: [very sleep deprived] Fill your body with cranberries to give the horse that kills you a nice surprise when it starts to eat you

Harley: [equally as sleep deprived] I will give him no such luxury

Peter: [yawning] It’s okay I’ll add them after

Tony: Guys, please- I-

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In honor of getting the day off from classes due to ice, here’s the IronFam on a snow day :)

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Morgan wakes everyone up when she sees the snow and demands they go play in it

Tony makes enough hot chocolate to serve an army and sets it out in thermos’s

Pepper bundles Morgan, and with a little more resistance, Peter and Harley (we don’t need three layers mom we’re grown boys)

Harley spends half of the day making snow-creatures with Morgan, and the other half cuddling Peter in front of the fireplace

Peter spends half the day taking photos of Harley and Morgan in the snow, and the other half insisting Harley come cuddle with him.

Tony joins them in the snow creature making for about twenty minutes before he realizes he is Too Damn Old to be rolling in the freezing snow and goes back inside to drink a hybrid of coffee and hot chocolate

Pepper spends a little bit of time watching her family play while she reads next to the outdoor furnace before she goes back inside to lay with Tony on the couch and watch bad holiday movies

Once everyone is back inside and de-thawing, Peter and Harley go through their photos to see what they can print for Pepper and Tony’s mantle

The day ends with Peter and Harley in their bed, Morgan between them while they read her Lord of the Rings

When the boys give Tony the selfie of Morgan, Peter, and Harley in front of a Snow Ironman, he totally doesn’t cry

[prkrknr]

peter, feeling bold, texting harley at 11 pm: i wanted to kiss you today

harley, trying to act nonchalantly but screaming on the inside: why didn't you

peter: can't reach your face :(

harley: valid

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Good Morning to Peter Parker and Peter Parker only.

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Harley: Hey Peter, have you seen my-

Peter: This is not what it looks like, I swear

Harley: why are you wearing SpiderMan’s suit? Dude, if he catches you wearing it he’ll be so mad

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: yeah you’re right I should probably change and never speak of this again

Months later

Harley: WAIT A MINUTE

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No Plan on ao3, a slow burn enemies->friends-> lovers parkner fic with heroism on the side.

“Many hours after May has left, Peter can still smell her lotion on his wrist. He gets a whiff every time he moves his arm to hang up another hoody. They’d gone out to eat at some Mexican restaurant near campus and then she’d left him at his door, a few hot tears escaping from both of their eyes. His room feels deafening with the leftover silence. Someone is listening to Hozier a few doors down, but most everyone else is out enjoying the nice weather or partaking in the freshman welcome events. He had hoped his roommate would arrive in time for them to go together, but there’s still no sign of the other boy.”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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I discovered Parkner a few days ago and I’ve already made a playlist and started a new fic, which i haven’t done since 2015