what a strange constellation

world's ending, folks!

[parrishh]

this was in the first paragraph of my reading for class. how do i recover from this

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

AVAST YE AN' HEED ME WARNING, MATEYS! Farrrr from me to hang the jib, aye, but me own transfiguratin' 'speriments up in ye Crow's Nest have Ran a Rig on me, landlubber me am, an' MAROONED ME NORMAL RHETORIC IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

yarrr...orcs and pirates be semiotic neighbors, ye rough and tumble carousers. Aye, tuskless another day. Scupper me gay baka life

[syring3]

You will get over it because you fucking have to

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[riacain]

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

[rpfwasfine]

if you discover the right bands in the right order when you're 14 you will form an unshakable belief that will last you a lifetime which is that rock'n'roll is the most important thing in the universe. And it is

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[jackisreallycool]

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[mulletadam]

matthew’s ending in greywaren being an internship and no closure after getting his consciousness waterboarded by his older brother is like when max russo’s siblings get to be wizards forever at the end of wizards of waverly place and he gets the sandwich shop

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[lakevida]

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[yenvengerberg]

"Who does Natalie have? Other than Travis, which we both know was a fucking train wreck, who does she really have? No one. And now she has less. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her. So I do what I can. Not just for her, for me."

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[quasi-normalcy]

It's incredible how all if the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

[quasi-normalcy]

#And Yet No Children Were Protected