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My feeds on most short form video apps have devolved to just people asking for help for various reasons and so many of them say “DONT SCROLL is the next video worth the life of a small child?!?!?!?” When the next video is almost always another small child asking for help. I do what I can for both but goddamn.

parsstuff

This just happened again but it was with 2 of the same person’s videos. She was saying her own videos weren’t as important as her own videos. It’s maddening

#its happening

My feeds on most short form video apps have devolved to just people asking for help for various reasons and so many of them say “DONT SCROLL is the next video worth the life of a small child?!?!?!?” When the next video is almost always another small child asking for help. I do what I can for both but goddamn.

#florida #weird stuff fine #don’t scroll past

If you want mutual aid ($5 to your gofundme) I’ll be expecting a tub of mac and cheese at my address within the month. I will keep the Tupperware

#florida #funny #mutual aid

Recently got betrayed by someone who I thought was a friend. Made me mad but also made me remember how good my friends are. The knife in my back is actually a good thing. Took out my appendix

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we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Not going to be posting at all for the next 24 hours so here’s a few in one:

•New form of stand-up is a power point presentation

•They made the entire Star Fox cast except for Falco unfuckable so sadly I’ll only be buying 9 copies

•Only ever used AI to make cartoon characters say “penis mode”

Bye

#florida #funny #satire #star Fox #falco #furry #ai sucks #hell yeah #cool stuff

Today is free comic book day. Just reminding you. Posting this at 9:30pm so if you forgot…

#comic #comic books #free comic book day

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When you remember the anti-vax movement

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tatsutahimet

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

reaperrmancer

Ur right and u should say it

ap-kinda-lit

Reading this in 2021

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Reading in 2026

dovewithscales

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

went to neighborhood yard sale today, guy i know had his rayban meta glasses on. tried to get the date of when something was made when it was literally just on the packaging. dude also showed me a pic of him with an ai generated woman hoverhanding him. he had the loudest car i've ever heard

a few days ago he pitched me steroids in the gym. before that i hadn't seen him in years since he tasered me after forcing me to play a game of pool in his house where the living room was just a pool table and nothing else except for a children's play kitchen. no furniture just pool table. the game was if you lose at pool you get tasered.

got a 3 cd disc player and bee movie woman pez