lord sparr stan

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[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

“animorphs kids” this, “harry potter kids” that. will ANYONE, and i mean ANYONE, spare a thought for the secrets of droon kids in this trying time

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a magical elf in a tower… my friend you are imagining the genre known as fantasy

[boethiah]

great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

[mightylobsterlord]

What do you mean all my problems can't be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You're sounding awful cleavable right now.

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[thmuffinman]

My wife got me a tshirt and I fucking love it

[parthnoop]

literally just now realizing that eric gets his silver spark powers the same day that urik appears in droon and fights krog. the prince of stars. sparks moving whenever he walks. head in my hands

[autism-crime]

Me when tragic siblings:

[parthnoop]

do you think. urik and leonardo da vinci.

[parthnoop]

urik is about leonardo’s age (urik described as a “young man” in 1470, leonardo would have been 18 years old in 1470)

leonardo known for releasing caged birds. urik has 3 bird companions

leonardo also known for designing flying machines. urik builds airplanes

[parthnoop]

do you think. urik and leonardo da vinci.

[parthnoop]

i really like the way spellcasting logic with urik’s wand works:

staying is good. julie is good. julie is staying.

x = y and z = y , therefore z = x. transitive properties...

[thedroonianqueen]

The Traveling City of TORTU!!

Instagram, reblog dont repost

[distinguishedbaloney]

[jame7t]

Haha, man no I don’t even care that you solved my riddles. Like y- yeah they’re not even that hard. Whatever dude 🤣

You enter the next room of the dungeon.

You hear someone punch a wall and sob in the room behind you.

[memorycycle]

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*

[evilwizard]

*wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36 and a half years

[youarentreadingthis]

children’s books may be children’s books, but they are also a whole ass mood sometimes

[parthnoop]

sparr: wait so the magical artifacts are actually a metaphor for love?

zara, embracing him: always have been