G.W.(a)C.H.

(Girl Without a Cool Handle) Hello! I will be posting a lot of Splatoon 3-What's that?! It's the Sonic fixation zooming in! A-and Project Sekai. (Sorry tags page is currently out of date.)

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[theonion]

What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’

Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the movie.

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[u3pxx]

hello digital artist do you name your layers

yes i name each and every single one

only some layers get named

i do not name any of my layers

not a digital artist, just wanna know (show results)

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[deepblueink2d]

💙DEEP SPACE DISCOUNTS SEASON 2🧡 Episode Six is out on YouTube July 24th! - - - And is out on Patreon RIGHT NOW https://www.patreon.com/c/deepblueink

[knightofleo]

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[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[lightbriels]

Give me more and move love until the love makes me writhe and disappear ♫ Like being born again ♫ Love is right here, love is right here ♫ Like a gemstone hiding within an ancient stratum ♫ Ah, Yodh, even though I've yet to see you ♫ Ah, more and more ♫ Ah, more and more. ♫ Ah, more and more ♫ Ah, how I wish I could experience a more fiery, passionate love with you ♫

[adorablegorilla]

If you put the Love Trio in a "there was only one bed" scenario there would be zero hesitation or deliberation, they're all snuggling up and going to sleep on the same bed together in a big cuddle pile

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good