Nurdface

"Rare"

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

The cool thing about doing math professionally is that you can work anywhere - on your walks, in the shower, as you fall asleep - just by rotating problems in your head. What's not so cool is that this drives you insane

[toastghost85]

love how splatoon raiders is like "lets give the super strong guys cocaine- i mean salt. its salt. thats why theyre so strong :)"

[nick-nonya]

[demilypyro]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[xxvapejuicekittyxx]

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

[r0zeclawz]

i like when bad things happen

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[todays-xkcd]

We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.

Toasting Marshmallows [Explaining xkcd]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A single panel showing Cueball and Megan sitting on the ground. Between them is a small fire built of what appears to be a burning circuit board. Both are holding long sticks with marshmallows on the end, roasting them over the flames.]

Cueball: At least we finally determined the board's actual thermal limit. Megan: Yeah. You know, we probably shouldn't eat these.

[Caption below the comic:] Engineering tip: Keep sticks and marshmallows around to make failures look intentional.

[doctorfreak]

last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker

[hydrahowl]

a bunnies. hops

[flying-potato2]

a bunnies. flops

[jackalopescruff]

a bunnies. kill

[hydrahowl]

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down