help! LOL

[iphigeniacomplex]

i could never leave this website

[iphigeniacomplex]

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

[critternest]

[witchrealms]

(x)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[roskiskoira]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[flerns]

im collecting them

[sinthomosexual]

selected works / cuffs by Tamara Santibañez

[rednines]

[beemovieerotica]

[tumbwr]

[kukkopillipiipari]

Vanhat rakkauden kaunottaret menivät naimisiin

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[mismedleym]

recent pet portrait comm, really happy with how this turned out :)

[natikoko-deactivated20260224]

[sentientsky]

riding her dick cowgirl style while shaking my head to show i disagree with the settler-colonial and falsely idealized nature of frontier era north america

[kaygarde]

Dragon tiles