self indulgent blog

[kateknowsdramas]

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[blondejokes-deactivated20220825]

As a society valuing convenience over experience is why everything sucks today. Blockbuster was an EXPERIENCE. the movie theater was an EXPERIENCE. Music stores were an EXPERIENCE. Arcades were an EXPERIENCE. I don’t want to sit in my house forever!!!!! I don’t want everything streamed to my electronics!!!!! I want to sit in front of the big silver screen for 2 hours with a coke freeze and come out with my life changed!!!! I want to live and I don’t care the cost!!!!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[livedpoetry-deactivated20230925]

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[ibroughtyoumybullets]

sunday is just i have to set my computer on fire i have to do laundry i have to find god i have to make tea i have to quit my job and start a new life in a different state i have to be more honest with the people around me i have to clean my room i have to cut my hair i have to be more deliberate with my hobbies and downtime i have to make a doctors appointment i have to go back to therapy i have to start dating i have to make more friends i have to go on a long drive i have to spend 4 hours disassociating in a target i have to paint my nails i have to tell my mother i love her. but instead i will simply sit. 

[bloomingcockroaches]

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[call-me-noa]

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

[relelvance]

Why is today literally Thursday lol

[ashstfu]

“got snap?” i have an address where you can send me roses and love letters mf act grown

[ofearthandstarryheaven]

Me: *sipping morning coffee*

Luc, An Erote: Thumbelina is the Psyche story retold.

Me: ………………………….what?

Luc: But with racist stereotyped frogs engaging in human (fairy?) trafficking, a lecherous nightclub owner beetle out for a profit, and a creepy mole representing the corrupt, financial elite as the trials.

Luc: She even turns into a god fairy. Can we talk about the butterfly and wings motif?

Me: What the hell was my childhood…..

[rupertbbare]

From @themountainwithteeth on Instagram

[thebookworm0001]

[inneedofdonuts]

His energy is unmatched

[elenorasweet]

This is the most delighted adult human I’ve ever seen. He’s so fucking pleased with himself. I love it.

[sunny-aster]

Rewatched fantasy high: Sophmore year and I miss these guys, I hope theyre doing good.

(I know hangman turned back into a motercycle but let me have this big dog boi ok)

Bonus: because

[adhdconfusion]

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

[timemachinetyrant-deactivated20]

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Some guy: what's your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

never gets old

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[eye-co]