If in doubt, panic

I will put cool rocks I find in my mouth and you will be powerless to stop me. trans/pansexual/21 she/her/it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[marsixm]

mafia goon in the 1940’s who just started transitioning:

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[yasmin1000000]

can someone be transphobic in deltarune i want some spice

[yasmin1000000]

ralsei comes out and buys amazon basics skirt and noelle spends the whole chapter being passive agressively mean to her

[yasmin1000000]

You get it

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

Thinking about this. So many people in the US are adult children

[autisticmysticsarah]

The legend of King Arthur predates thinking

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[orteil42]

being a bandwidth-conscious web game dev means i basically restrict myself to pre-CD-ROM standards in terms of asset sizes. the other day i had to justify to myself a background image weighing in at a hefty 40kb

[orteil42]

extremely sweet replies on this but i have to mention how much this approaches an actual compulsion for me. it even affects how other games make me feel. i boot up some big studio game with full video cutscenes and every line of dialogue voiced and think about the gigabytes of game data churning through my laptop god knows how many times per second and get a little nauseous. they had games like that in the late 90s mind you

[orteil42]

exposure therapy: i will make the first terabyte video game

[evilwizard]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

evangelion

[evilwizard]

ive been sniped yet again

[evilwizard]

They Are Stealing My Evil Wizard Clout

[samephotoofskswlink]

FOLLOW TO SEE THE SAME PHOTO OF SKYWARD SWORD GROOSE EVERY DAY.

[pukicho]

they keep trying to take me root vegetables

[pukicho]

I'll be honest I don't remember writing this

[pukicho]

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

[fivetrench]

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

[pukicho]

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i...just had my first positive interaction with a customer service bot. im shaking in my fucking booties rn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to be clear

this wasn't AI. this bot was a (relatively simple) series of algorithms, designed to respond to keywords with pre-written responses and guide the user on a "choose your own path" to possible automated solutions.

the bot could solve my problem because it was a common problem with a simple, automated solution. this is a thing bots can be really really good at! a well-designed service bot saves human labor by "weeding out" the common, easy-to-fix issues, so employee time gets spent dealing with the problems that do require human oversight.

at no point did I ask to speak to a human, bc the bot was equipped to handle my specific problem. if that wasn't the case, i would have been FURIOUS if the bot had customer-service-cockblocked me from talking to a real-life human. you know, the way MOST GenAI bots seem designed to do (i have stewed in so many hours of seething violence following interactions where an AI bot won't even admit it's a bot, much less redirect you to someone capable of sentient thought)

in conclusion, i had a good experience with a simple (non-AI) bot and it reminded me once again that genAI has set the internet back a fucking decade with damage that will take many more years to repair and de-pollute

[strange-aeons]

I need a cheeseless breadless grilled cheese sandwich

[strange-aeons]

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works