30 miles away, Sasuke is frying a tomato

i honestly dont even know what im doing. im lost. fuck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[d0esntmakesense]

I have no idea how much a nickel is in actual money

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkO9JcRlMps/

[scurvyorangesfm]

Bidwell & Co. reveal post #2, a set of photosets that all went together, separately. A lot of sets got lost in translation when I posted some alone without the Bidwell shot that went with it, some of which can be seen later. Quite a few were left out due to them being made so long ago, when we didn’t have access to the new Admin or Hale models yet. Some were left out due to having old iterations of Reddy and Jerry (previously a male civilian reskin/headhack and the old farmer model, who we also used to use as Bidwell). But these group shots were salvageable, so here they are.

This set at least shows some height comparisons better. The only characters taller than Bidwell are Heavy and Hale (and Merasmus/other halloween creatures), and the only characters shorter than Reddy are both versions of Pauling, the Civilian, and various children models. Jerry’s height is about directly in between Reddy and Bidwell, on purpose. Was a bitch to scale his model, but it works well enough.

Oldest posters pictured are the three halo ones, newest is the polaroid mockup at the bottom.

Higher quality versions here.

[sherwind]

cel shaded commissions from earlier this year! characters belong to their respective owners.

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING…DO U KNOW WHY BLOBFISH ARE SO UGLY?????

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

ITS COS THEY LIVE SUPER DEEP UNDER THE OCEAN SO THE WATER PRESSURE IS ACTUALLY WHAT KEEPS THEIR BODY TOGETHER..WHEN UNDERWATER THEY LOOK PRETTY AVERAGE FOR A FISH, BUT WHEN TAKEN OUT OF THE WATER THEIR BODY FLOPS APART AND THEY LOOK SUPER WACK!!!!!!!

[cityfolkfrog]

[radikatt-deactivated20200714]

me after picking up my tablet pen and drawin one (1) line:

[karrybird]

Art fight 3

Mi'Jirra by @galoogamelady

[galoogamelady]

AAA I don’t think I commented on this pic on Art Fight yet but I love your colors - on this pic and in general as well!! And the way you drew her proportions stopped my heart too!!

[reptiliaherps]

Click here to support URGENT - Saloona Emergency Surgery organized by Carolyn Fleming

This beloved gal named Saloona took off this morning in a flash and after making her way to a very busy road, was tragically hit by a vehicle and left for dead on the side of the road. After reports of a dog lying on the side of the turnpike, her owner went out to check and found his girl, Saloon...

PLEASE consider helping if you are able to. A guy I know is experiencing a tremendous tragedy right now– his dog is all that he has, and she was hit by a car and left for dead. The person that called about a dog on the road didn’t even stop to check on her. She’s at the emergency hospital right now (the ONLY animal ER in our region) and due to people abusing their generosity, they do not do payment systems and require funds prior to surgery.  IF YOU CANNOT DONATE PLEASE SHARE. 

[reptiliaherps]

Update on Saloona: she very well may need her leg amputated. Also, Additional expenses have been racked on by the vets because she needed a blood transfusion due to internal bleeding.

[reptiliaherps]

Another update… the surgeon is looking at Monday or Tuesday. They have her stable for now. The costs of the procedure have gone from 1800 to about 2500 due to the blood transfusions and additional management she needed.

[reptiliaherps]

Here’s Saloona today. She had to be sedated because she was crying so much in pain. Between me, the owners friends, and another gofundme Page, we’ve raised enough money to cover the first bill which is seen on the gofundme page.

I’ve been made aware by the clinic that the $2500 does NOT include the surgical costs… so that’s our next hurdle to Saloona’s care. Please donate if you can afford to help, she is so close but so far with getting the surgery she needs.

[how-late-am-i]

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

[formerfundie]

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

[socialistexan]

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

“Racial realist”

[portmanteau-bot]

racial + realist = racist.

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[soyest-boyest]

AFSHEBENRM

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

ROBERT GRAVES IS BACK ON MY DASH

[sinick]

robert graves: 5/7 pwnage

[chocomoola-deactivated20210427]

@lime-time @taxidermycactus

[tiny-tired-star]

Robert Graves is my hero 

[dadstielkline]

Fuck Brendan. I only stan Robert Graves. 

[quinintheclouds]

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ABSOLUTE GENUIS OML

I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO LAUGH AT THIS

[badkidgorgug]

Each one of these is funnier than the last gfksjf

[stacrossedmanta]

I NEED TO HOLD MY TEARS 

[cia-mia11-deactivated20190703]

👏👌👏👌👏👌👏

[iiuniar]

Robert is definitely a 5/7. He’s much better than Toy Story 3 is to Toy Story 3

[shittilydrawing]

The other day I realized that back when Might Dai was alive, he gave Gai his signature bowlcut. Most likely cause Dai was a single dad and that was an easy haircut to do but that doesn't really explain why Gai kept it. I'm torn between Gai either unironically being into the bowlcut look, in which case good for him or he keeps it because it reminds him of his dad and he wants to keep him close. What do you think?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE i’m a sap and agree with any sort of sentimental headcannon

[doggosource]

safety 

[ogmoaneymoan-deactivated2018120]

Only rational thing to do

[mehpercy]

this is a really old pokemon mystery dungeon oc of mine named emilee!

i am… not sure how i managed to do this, honestly.

it’s still technically not done(as i still have to draw her partner and a gijinka of both of them), but im so proud of it i wanted to post it anyway

[ubercharge]

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

[chickenfarmersan]

[prismably]

easy misunderstanding!!

[becomedog]

low quality sequel drawing

[pasteldrich]

sometimes i think about how on alternia its illegal to not have sex and that crime is punishable by death which means if i were a troll id be totally boned(ba dum tssshhhhhhhhhhhhh)