SENTENCE MEME ⟶ STEVEN UNIVERSE / SEASON ONE ( 01.01 – 01.10 )
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“This can’t be happening! This has to be a dream!”
“Don’t they have laws for this?”
“We should probably find it before anyone gets hurt.”
“We’ll take care of protecting humanity.”
“I need to practice really hard so I can dance like a tree.”
“So I’m supposed to work really hard and not try at all at the same time?”
“It was funnier last time.”
“Sunset –– my favorite time of day.”
“The sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky.”
“He probably broke it, or lost it, or dropped it in the ocean by now.”
“I almost waffled your face!”
“It’s like a dad museum.”
“I like to think of myself as someone would golf.. eventually.”
“If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs.”
“Did you order a load of bread with a stamp on it?”
“It’s a novelty backpack shaped like a cheeseburger.”
“You’ve really got to take this seriously!”
“I just want everyone to know my plan also would have worked.”
“It’s not too late to save this piece of history.”
“You handled everything great under pressure.”
“That thing’s too good for me to eat alone.”
“It’s not healthy, but it’s in a stack, so I guess you could say it’s a balanced breakfast.”
“She organized everything, isn’t it awful?”
“You’re completely missing the point of this.”
“I guess I dreamed too big.”
“Have you seen my pants?”
“We used to go everywhere together.”
“I wear the pants in this relationship.”
“Just go make people eat fries.”
“This used to make me so happy, but now it’s just giving me whiplash.”
“I protect humanity from magic and monsters and stuff.”
“You work away your life, and what does it get you?”
“You’re a tough kid for putting up with it as long as you did.”
“As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he’d crack.”
“As greasy in death as he was in life.”
“I’m not sure what that is, but I like it.”
“Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”
“Is that a thing you can do now?”
“It’ll be over sooner if you just give him what he wants.”
“[Name], I blame you for this.”
“I’m an adorable cat monster.”
“Always listen to me, and never listen to [name].”
“It’ll mess up my funky flow.”
“Quit being a jerk and help.”
“That’s what happens when you hang out at the beach and don’t swim and don’t have friends. You look at boats.”
“Tons of horrible accidents happen here every day.”
“Whatever it is, you probably shouldn’t touch it.”
“I carried you while you took a nap.”
“How could you possibly think that was a good idea?”
“I’m not going to say anything, but I expect you to know that that was wrong.”
“What a gross misuse of safety equipment and your tax dollars.”
“Am I the cruelest creature on the planet?”
“You can’t let anyone make you feel like garbage.”
“He’s awful because he hurt me specifically.”
“I can’t believe you’ve been sneaking off to this circus of violence.”
“This is how you’re supposed to act in the desert.”
“There’s nothing out here that can harm you.”
“Ohh, you just wanted attention.”
“Get your hands out of that thing’s mouth.”
“I feel like you really get me.”
“It’s probably some kid trying to sell me lava insurance.”
“You came all this way to see lil ole me?”
“All you gotta do is catch it in your mouth.”
“Sorry for using the same pun twice.”
“I had to eat a whole pizza by myself!”
“Did all of that mean nothing to you?”
