Just a little Gay

~they/them ~ yes I am a nerd don't judge :P~ ~they don't call me dumbass shithead idiot for nothing.~ God made me short but that's because he put the extra inches somewhere else~ if you've come across my blog i am so sorry in advance :)~

[yomozukis]

I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

[yomozukis]

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

[cosmik-homo]

Ok I never did one of these before and I’m worried it will flood my notes but I have an Hypothesis, so, For Science: are you an eldest, middle, youngest or only child, and how many pillows do you sleep with?

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

scream

[sodamnrelatable]

when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[themoonprincessaaaa]

[babyanimalgifs]

[unclefather]

Smooth criminal

[ao3commentoftheday]

weird thought but movies are oneshots and tv shows are multichaps

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[princelucivaryaslana]

what the fuck is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, I thought EVERYONE fell into a self-hate spiral when they thought someone hated/was angry with/was annoyed at them???? like what???????????

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Oh

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

why closed captioning should always be provided on every video:

Deaf People Exist

auditory processing disorder is a Bitch

people with ADHD can find it hard to concentrate on what is being said without the words in front of them

^autistic people for the same reason

autistic people may also find it hard to interpret verbal messages within the context of the video, so it's useful to have written alternatives to fall back on

do you know how painful it is to be excluded from every joke, every video, every conversation because others just Can't Be Bothered?

some people live in a conservative household or with family who don't share the same ideals, and they may not have privacy to view things on their own, so they may need to watch things with the volume extremely low or muted

We Want To Watch Videos In Public, Dammit

feel free to add on!

as always, ableism will get you blocked (:

[hunter-rodrigez]

Why is tumblr so weird?

And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…

for example: the Create Post window looks like this:

but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?

and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:

yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit… 

And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window… 

You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS BEHIND 200% ZOOM????

[manga-and-stuff]

I didn’t know this so I am guessing quite a few of you probably don’t know about it either…

[tahthetrickster]

#looks kinda like a hybrid of mobile and of desktop

……………yknow i saw this and i thought to myself “i wonder if the devs here are so incompetent that they set up css @media breakpoints but only used single min-widths and max-widths instead of both min-widths and max-widths so that at certain viewports it gets confused and uses the css from multiple breakpoints” and yknow what

i think thats exactly what the fuck they did dfhjkdjk

[seeyouguyslater]

MAN….GKDHFJDNGJDGEGFFGGFGGF

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[johncribati]

[vbartilucci]

Janice is clearly Karen’s Kiwi Cousin.

[valquainton]

I will never not reblog. AND remind everyone that John Tame is NOT a ‘white guy’ (as OP came to realise), he is Maori. And absolutely taking none of that colonialist shit :-)

[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[loverspond-remade]

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling