[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[roboco-san]

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

[bunniope]

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

[minoravirus]

"Man Shot Moments Before Proposing to His Partner" drawn with markers

[nnobodysdaughter]

Me if i were with a men

[estro-boi]

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[mosfetransgender-deactivated202]

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[trash-rules]

Sex and the City (1998-2004)

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[cosmicretreat]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[blaqueonblck]

“Safe Sex Is Hot Sex” By Steven Meisel commissioned by the Red Hot Organization during the 1990s.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[gaytanic-panic]

[candyflosslipgloss]

being asked what i want for my birthday and suddenly I'm a minimalist who has never had a material want in my whole life

[wordswithimages]