[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[anxeious]

27 year old coming of age story

[knightsickness]

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

[penworthy]

*getting water all over the sink and bathroom counter* My work here is done

[muppetshow2026]

i only watch womens sports because i dont think men should be allowed to have fun

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[witchstone]

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine

[oliviawebsite]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

[rosamundpikegf]

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[louisegluckpdf]

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[landmineblogging]

it renews every five years

[seraphimsix]

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[aaronstveit]

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF