Paul Ryan After Dark

The unspeakably dirty things we want to do to Paul Ryan

[thesecretconservative]

Come @ me, Paul Ryan.

I’m ready.

[paulryanletmeloveyou]

welcome back??

[missmerewolf]

Wait, what year is this? *war flashback*

Hello again!

[original-prg]

Hey guys :)

[paulryanafterdark]

Giiiiiiiiirl, it’s a Ryanista reunion!

[staff]

Hello, America! Tomorrow is Election Day, and because it’s so damn important for eligible voters to actually vote, we’re letting you pledge to do so right here on Tumblr. What do you get?

The address of your polling place.

A link to all the stuff on your ballot.

A huge surge of pride about the impact you’re going to make.

A little thing for your web dashboard. 

You’ll see. 

Pledge to vote.

[paulryanafterdark]

Good Lord, I do NOT want the people of Tumblr to vote!

[bluestategirlforpaul]

I mean, I love me some cowboys.. but.. hahahahah

[paulryanafterdark]

Oh, BB, shave, asap!

[bluestategirlforpaul]

Super random

[paulryanafterdark]

I want to get Wienermobiled by him!

[cnnpolitics]

Paul Ryan is literally swinging for the fences in this new ad:

[paulryanafterdark]

I want to play with his bat and balls!

[paulryanafterdark]

Aw, BB!

[dirtypoliticsconfessions]

[cunningconservative-deactivated]

that’s it that’s the confession

[paulryanafterdark]

Well, his name is very dirty when I say it

[postvideo]

Mitt Romney is one of the latest politicians to take the ALS ice bucket challenge, and he had a little help. Watch here.

[pdrfangirl-deactivated20190714]

Cuties ^

[paulryanafterdark]

The best part is BB laughing after he dumps the water - wish this GIF was longer!

[paulryanafterdark]

Paul Ryan dumps ice bucket on Mitt Romney's head!

BB helps Mitt do the ice bucket challenge!!! WATCH:

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Post by Mitt Romney.

Mere, need another GIF please! :D

[paulryanafterdark]

BBs back together again!!!

Ryan says he'd love to see Romney run again

Romney interviewed Ryan about his new book, "The Way Forward: Renewing the American Idea," on the brink of the fall election season. Republicans are driving for the six-seat gain required to grab the Senate majority. Success would put the GOP in control of Congress and dramatically shape the final two years of Obama's term.

They took turns criticizing Obama's record on domestic issues, including the economy, health care and immigration, with Ryan warning that Obama will "poison the well" on immigration compromise if he takes any unilateral action. Romney said Obama sent a message to Russia when he did not act in Syria and that there has been "an explosion of very bad things in the world" since then.

Get in my White House!!!

[narayanmahon]

USA Today called me and asked if I wanted to photograph Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin Congressman and former Vice-Presidential candidate. I said yes. I thought it would be a good shoot to try out the Pentax 645D… and I was right.

[missmerewolf]

First one is awesome!

[pdrfangirl-deactivated20190714]

Very nice!

[paulryanafterdark]

I've got my eye on you!

[pdrfangirl-deactivated20190714]

Paul on Fox and Friends!

[bluestategirlforpaul]

Aww debate tie!

[paulryanafterdark]

Yes, we do deserve better

[missmerewolf]

Paul Ryan taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, in gif form

[paulryanafterdark]

And you get ALL TEH NOTEZ!!1!

[bluestategirlforpaul]

USA today article! Aww! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2014/08/18/paul-ryan-crusade-to-change-the-gop-congress/13830503/

[paulryanafterdark]

I miss Sam

[bluestategirlforpaul]

So this exists. Happy Monday! Haha

[paulryanafterdark]

"Pinch and squeeze" - yeah, he's good at that! XD

I want to be his milkmaid

[yankeegirl-blog]

Love him or hate him, we will never forget that first pitch after 911. Derek saying “don’t throw it over his head they’ll boo you, don’t throw it in the dirt they’ll boo you.”

Then George throws a perfect strike. A big part of American history and the courage baseball and the American people brought together that evening. Truly a night I will never forget.

[paulryanafterdark]

Jeter? Hate him.

[paulryanafterdark]

When he says it his a little too close to home, it's cuz he's cheating with me  XD

From Parade interview