boom boom, darling

writer/artist/b99/superstore/RPDR /joanna newsom

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[jakeperaltascreencaps]

we don’t talk about this enough 😳

[bimbogollum]

Damn

[tchaikovskaya]

[computationalcalculator]

[historium]

Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”

[calamitysong]

you queerbait miette??

[jambambles]

death of author! death of author for one thousand years!

[russingon]

i know i always talk about this but. “don’t go where i can’t follow” is such a wild line. it’s literally 6 words and yet

[trust-me-i-just-get-weirder]

While we’re remembering Eric Carle’s legacy, consider supporting the Eric Carle Museum of Picture Book Art. It’s a small nonprofit museum that Eric Carle and his wife founded, and it’s dedicated to promoting anti-racist education and marginalised voices.

If you’re not in Massachusetts, their online gift shop is wonderful too! They have a great selection of underrated picture books (I love their AAPI stories and LGBTQIA+ collections), plus art prints, posters, clothes, etc. They even have Eric Carle themed fabric! Just look at this shit and tell me you don’t want A Very Hungry Caterpillar themed quilt.

The caterpillar is gay now. We called dibs.

[reasonandempathy]

[adeleneblack]

this is also how i became a leftist after being raising very traditional/conservative/catholic tbh

hearing them break down ‘bad’ leftist ideas and i was just sitting there waiting for the bad part that didn’t come…and i’m like….yes? you should probably give free lunches to kids when their parents can’t afford to feed them dinner? why do you not want this?

trying to figure out politics was me just moving further to the left the more i learned about pretty much every single issue because of the traditional/catholic parts of my upbringing which is why i’m so baffled that so much of my family falls much more red than blue and i’ll probably never understand how that happened

i’ve had family straight up ask me why i support programs like free lunch and i had to explain that i support them because they taught me that i should care about other people and try to make the world a better place and the golden rule…they never seem to have an answer for when i ask them back why they don’t support those same programs

[pengychan]

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[ragingbullmode]

literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves

[ragingbullmode]

she sent the same message again 2 weeks later btw… her and jason mamoa…

[ragingbullmode]

just two dudes taking a photo with their driving test proctor

[disney-universes]

So the big plot twist of Cruella is the reasons she wants to kill dalmatians for a coat is because her mom was killed by dalmatians as a kid.

There, I saved you 30 bucks Premium Access.

[penwarrior11]

Apparently it’s real

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[itchycoil]

could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

[copperbadge]

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

[animatedamerican]

voice recognition theology

[racefortheironthrone]

Was there any form of cryptocurrency in the Middle Ages?

No.

[cumaeansibyl]

indulgences

[couldcarefewer]

oh my god

[katification]

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