Hypnotized

Making mistakes everyday, while learning how to rise above them

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[evandash]

Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee

[stream]

The Mitchells vs. The Machines (2021) dir. Mike Rianda

[swimmingferret]

Cleaning symbiosis is a mutually beneficial association between individuals of two species, where one (the cleaner) removes and eats parasites and other materials from the surface of the other (the client). (x)

[wildlifemajor]

Mutuals do this

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly

[and-i-uh]

Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD

[wastrident]

You’re gonna need to learn to draw your firebending from a different source. I recommend the original source… For earthbending, the original benders were badgermoles.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

So I just moved to the United States this week right. And the most recent thing I've learned is that 64 ounces.. is quite a fair amount of juice. How did I learn this? By getting 7.5 litres of juice delivered to my hotel.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I didn't think it would be THIS much juice because all of this just cost me 9 dollars at Walmart. I thought it'd be a few tiny bottles at best. Not SEVEN AND A HALF LITRES

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Another thing I learned: a family sized pack of Chips Ahoy........ is a lot of fucking cookies

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I don't know how to tell you this but I'm Brazilian

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I have been called a lot of offensive things but European is something I will not stand for

[memeuplift]

[bamf]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

No other actor will ever be as perfect as Live Action Jonah as JK Simmons was

[fakenudes]

[hidingoutbackstage]

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song

Me: Is that-

Me:

[stygian-river]

I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”

[icemavslastbraincell]

Tony Hawk is literally the irl equivalent of Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz. We see him out and about in public and we’re just like, “Oh, a man.” But then he whips out a skateboard and we all gasp and screech, “TONY THE SKATEBOARDING MAN?!”

[nitashinori]

Those tags are a big fat mood, hen

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[corpish]

You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

[midnightmurdershow]

Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

[vbartilucci]

I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…

I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.

If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.

She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.

[baronmagikcarp]

The fact she’s buried in the family plot says they DID accept her as an Addams.