I own an electric pencil sharpener

it's really nice, it costed like 20 bucks but in the long run it's been totally worth it, got me through middle and high school without needing to purchase a bunch of crappy plastic sharpeners, you know? Those just constantly break my pencils and mess...

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[spacemuffinz]

this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty

[suppermariobroth]

Disclaimer: The content of this post is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to be factual information about the Mario series.

This post was made on December 28th, 2012 by the blog’s original owner and is resubmitted here as part an effort to preserve deleted Supper Mario Broth content. The original post was presented without commentary.

[lovelylinkle-deactivated2018061]

the amount of description added to this joke post elevates it to new heights imo

[archivedbarfblog]

supper mario broth is a respectable publication

[paper-mario-wiki]

at the vet to get scarlet spayed and im thinkin i might pick up a little somethin for myself while im here

[bittersweetbonbon]

youre getting spayed?

[paper-mario-wiki]

im gettin put down, lads

[characterlimit]

[nerdgasrnz]

#if I want realistic space I’ll watch a documentary #I want FUN

(via @must-be-mythtaken)

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[catchymemes]

[debug-fly]

I love the image of Big Tea man because it’s so antithetical to the high quality reaction gifs of glamorous reality show women being sassy. Big Tea man is just some fucking counter strike player on his dingy couch having a Big Tea

[demilypyro]

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[kryptonians]

If you’ve never felt the same way you’re lying

[bart-the-comic]

this is a comic where bart raises a child

[horrorscentral]

Alternatively you know i really love it that whenever there’s a post abt some russian lgbt issue all the donation links are for western lgbt organisations or people mention them only after they’ve listed every other lgbt org imaginable.

Like who do you think physically rescues these men from Chechnya and provides them shelter in other cities? Who sets up hotlines for them? Who keeps track of the crisis? It’s our local organisations, particularly the Russian LGBT Network. Not the American orgs.

(You can donate to the russian lgbt network here: https://www.lgbtnet.org/en/endonate)

[straightpeoplereceipts]

some of you have no idea how to recognise homophobia and by extension no clue when to prioritise addressing it. which is how we end up faced with bigots shouting “gays should die” and our supposed community hitting back with “does that mean asexuals are immortal”

[straightpeoplereceipts]

i imagine this is because many teenagers inhabit online communities near exclusively and that means.. tumblr or adjacent spaces. there is a divorce from the lived and material homophobia that comes from living openly in, like, nowhere texas for example. there is a divorce mentally from this meaning anything or truly being a threat

[straightpeoplereceipts]

humour is great as a coping mechanism, yes. but what are you coping with when the violence isn’t against you? what do you get from, when witnessing someone speak homophobic rhetoric, mentioning they didn’t include [x] group? is that the ideal moment? why would you rather be namedropped than defend a lesbian?

witnessing another group of people experience violence shouldn’t make you feel left out.

[salliii]

Visdev for my film

Heaven and Hell 

[labors]

love is ABSOLUTELY real, you stupid sons of bitches

[labors]

straight people if you refer to me as queer in any capacity, including calling me a member of the queer community, i WILL punch your fucking lights out

[witchgays]

Are cis people in the lgbt not valid? What about cis bi people... which is... what I am...

does everyone on this site just have no self esteem

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back