Something Clever, Possibly Witty

HI I'M LEX. I ROLEPLAY A LOT. you probably also know me as JAEN or ILLY. There is no theme with this blog. Yup.

[squirreltidings]

Random House: *announces ‘First Test’ graphic novel* Tamora Pierce: *announces Tortall Universe TV Series* Me:

[tamorapierce]

Glad to hear someone is excited ;-)

[peaceroot]

WHAT. YESSSSSSSSS

[pinkbovv]

[notapaladin]

So, an interesting thing I’ve noticed about this Tumblr Fuckwittery: earlier today, I was seeing a lot of innocuous posts flagged, and now I’m not seeing any. Even the ones that are definitely porny.

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909

[buzzfeed]

Twitter Absolutely Roasted An Article About Saving Twice Your Salary By Age 35

[oswednesday]

march 1st through the 23nd: lasted 2 days

march 24th through the 31st: has already lasted three months

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Has OP ever met a squirrel?

[barbalarga]

som gay wow hands

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching” and i would be like “yeah that sounds like something jeff goldblum would genuinely be trying to teach someone” it could really go either way with him

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[prettynerdieworks]

look how angry he is that he doesn’t have a sandwich

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[luninosity]

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

[spikespiegell]

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

[a-heart-of-kyber]

I’m so sorry

This…this is so dumb. It makes me so happy. 

This is the best thing I’ve ever done. 

[avenrue]

GET THE FUCK OUT OMG

[bluecoolkind]

pop culture intertextuality is just so damn *fascinating*

today a parody movie (50 shades of black) comes out, based on the 50 shades of grey movie, which was based on the 50 shades book, which was based on twilight, which was somewhat based on interview with the vampire (which anne rice based on an earlier short story she wrote), which was based on Dracula and other vampire stories, which originally came from Dr. John Polidori’s The Vampyre (even though Vampires were a thing in folk tales before then, he was the one who made them all classy, etc.)

so really, like so many things, this is all Lord Byron’s fault.

[beastlyart]

I’m willing to blame the majority of society on Lord Byron.

[yupthatexists]

Check it out: https://goo.gl/Mh7uBS

[peaceroot]

@xynrael

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

[gremlinblender]

@the-real-seebs

[the-real-seebs]

demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?

elf: I’d’ve.

demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?

elf: fuck.

elf: you.

[copperbadge]

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

[loremerchant]

Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Just in case you thought I’d forgotten about Kyle Ron.