[dismagazine-blog]

[craigslist-stripper]

oh? god is a woman? well death is a cat boy how about that

[craigslist-stripper]

[buttermousse]

this made my day

[sandsvendor100]

My Device

[me-nikish]

[borderlinehannibal]

This is a cropped image of a twitter bots post of a tag on ao3.

[noahreids]

The most handsome (2/∞) + for @meanderingcaptainswanmusings ;)

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[lord-of-flyting-deactivated2021]

@masterwayfinders me @ you

[thuminnoo]

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS!! ILU ALL 💕

Ps: puns are from google lol

[kawaiikrisschan]

idk why and how I did it but I scream

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[snoji]

favorite character: *does something really stupid or bad* me: 

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[zangief]

This is the best thing to happen in gaming history

[30minutememes]

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[tibets]

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.