Lavender Menace

A • He/They • 27 • professional shitposter

[ejacutastic]

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[spacelazarwolf]

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

[berries-milk]

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[depsidase]

[anndr]

my oc on the unicorn, sketch

[swantual]

TXT ✵ BEAUTIFUL STRANGERS

[self-mortification]

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

[youlikeex]

MY SHAYLAA 💕

[transhuman-priestess]

[throathole]

Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

[throathole]

[stupot]

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

[stupot]

Illustration of events

[belvira]

Googles ai search is going great

[planningisnotmystrength]

[fioleespring]

[byjove]

every time my cat purrs I say “what is there to purr about in this miserable world?” and she continues to purr undaunted

[byjove]

“it’s because she loves you” yes but it’s also because her brain is teeny tiny and she doesn’t have to pay taxes or read the news and she’s always warm and safe and fed

[baldgonia]

[queersitcomenthusiast]

[voltronimus-prime]

[girlnephew]