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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”
I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.
I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.
In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.
Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.
In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.
That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.
I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.
Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.
The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.
As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.
Wow. This post went from funny to a life lesson in a way I wasn’t expecting, amd I’m not sorey at all.
See, unlike the capitalist elite, common criminals have a sense of morality and empathy.
why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??
What is your favorite EVIL spell
it’s a tie between Greater Colonoscopy and Instantaneous Gnome Attack
i’ve gotta tell ya, i don’t like the implications of that
this is how some of u sound like
i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]
Little German Boy is real and hes fucking dead, he fucking exploded from inhaling the Blüntensmoken. Your jokes make me so sick.
[ID: a photo of a questionable german newspaper, showing a young boy, with the headline reading, in german: Young lad (14) "explodes" while smoking weed]
W + no ratio + do care + did ask + i love you + hope you’re having a good day today
if this was a fully rendered comic i bet itd do well but i cant be bothered to draw stuff
opposite energy of this
breaking bad is the funniest show on earth like. culturally. every single episode description is like "as his impending divorce looms closer, walter misses the birth of his child to sell meth" and ten thousand reddit men in 2011 collectively decided they Wanted To Be Him