Rikku

25/she/they

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.

[villainessbian]

God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

one of the lines of all time

[kaijuno]

[medb-like-grave]

jan smit looking at jan smit looking at rocks

[melonthesprigatito]

Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un-discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so fucking funny

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

[acreaturecalledgreed]

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

[bizarrequazar]

May I offer to you,

[scarlettohairdye]

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

[justcallmedom31]

WOw, Yoshi is really cool!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Flora Posters made by DilliciousArt

[charbottan]

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

[alteredfreak]

[majimemegoro]

Kamurocho wrapped

You ate 15 670 snacks and drinks

You helped 380 civilians

You bore witness to 89 glorious stray dogs and cats

You ate in a restaurant 4532 times

You spent 53 hours smoking and contemplating life

You spent 27 hours smoking with no thoughts whatsoever in your head

You were hit by a car 102 times

You entered 100% of the available shops and recreational establishments.

You fell victim to a scam 7 times

You found 1 250 008 lost items

Your face was 14% more punchable than last year—uh oh!

You spent 9 hours walking around so drunk you couldn't go in a straight line

You saw 23 things you will never be able to understand or explain

You beat up 85 101 221 thugs

[majimemegoro]

and you only broke your streak because millennium tower blew up again.

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[euamopipoca-deactivated20120215]

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ///////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

[rincewitch]

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.

[magical-bear-dubin]

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

what they don't tell you is that it is INCREDIBLY difficult to keep the mood during sex when you are a certified Funny Bitch, because half of the good dirty-talk timing is fucking identical to good comedic timing and it gets really, really hard to not make a joke

[hemipenal-system]

this goes double when you got the “accidentally a stand-up comedian” autism. like apparently the way i talk is just hilarious sometimes i don’t even mean to do it

[aichu-dechu]

https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

[findingfeather]

I love this so much. Every time.

[trekgate]

[filmstudiesandshenanigans]

I’ve been laughing at this for a good hour and I don’t see that changing any time soon.

[spiribia]

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image