This blog is a mess

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[loserweeb]

He’s amoNG US….. in tHE FLESH……,

[goddess-palutena]

[retrogamingblog2]

[mikumoduleoftheday]

Today’s Miku Module of the Day is:

Kinokuniya X MIKU EXPO by Uekura Eku !

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[catchymemes]

[harblkun]

TEST ME, GREEN BEAN, I DARE YOU.

— I have words for Sasazuka, but ultimately I had a good time in his route.  I do wish it had given me an option to throw his laptop off the building. Even as a bad end.

[tainari]

𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐵𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑔𝑜𝑢'𝑠 𝑖𝑐𝑒-𝑙𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦

[homuras]

Todoroki Shouto ✩ Heroes Rising

Bonus:

[peachy-pink-pachirisu]

Hot Take

If Horikoshi wants to kill off his characters, LET HIM.

[toemura-shigwhoraki]

This is one of the funniest bnha things I've seen because it's TRUE

If they had American names

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[egg-emperor]

👀

[surfacage]

hes busy

[retrogamingblog2]

Island Visitors Guide for Animal Crossing New Horizons

[retrogamingblog2]

if this doesn’t get me 5 stars i’m throwing this game in the trash

[starridge]

at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy

now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier

[that-dog-steve]

[starridge]

oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted

This painting has a figure on the back

The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??

One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!

[bastardfruitsandbasil]

I have the floaty cursed one

[biglawbear]

Blathers: oh hey you're back from Redd's early

Me: art's haunted

Blathers: what

Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the ship* art's haunted