domesticated cryptid

27| Leo | INFP | she/they Linktr.ee/peachymccreepy

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[dogpuppy]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[donquiat-deactivated20200124]

Too many people don’t understand that people don’t want sexual talk from random people because it’s unearned, weird and intrusive.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[peachymccreepy]

I'm feeling very restless and very bored so shoot me some anons and asks pls 👉🏻👈🏻

Pic from my last shoot for funsies and cuz I'm hot lol

[lmaonade]

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why does my arm and shoulder hurt

Pulled a random muscle and can’t figure out how

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[fromhersoul]

[nixscriptum]

[wordfather]

the thing is that why would you even ask chatgbt things you can google??? 'hey chat whats the tallest animal' not to blow your mind or anything but google has known about giraffes for forever. they even sometimes have articles for you to read its awesome. you dont have to ask your imaginary friend

[wordfather]

btw to get rid of the ai summary bullshit on google, add -ai to your search

[memeuplift]

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[getalittlemoreclosetome]

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

[cryptid-sighting]

[sfs-alsaud-deactivated20251212]

me vs me vs me vs me vs me

[winonaparadise]

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

[thoughtcascades]

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with