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Dear Diary, today I gambled twice and still not one maiden has appeared. A travesty

unpopular opinion but some people say they like playing video games when they just like role playing. you like playing valorant because you always fall into the same dynamic with people? in overwatch you protect everyone on your team and crouch at your mercy habitually? you always play housewife in raft? you simply must go resource hunting in Minecraft because you "like it"? uh huh, okay buddy boy

forever having a dilemma of wanting to never interact with technology to tell people about what I'm up to and wishing I could live tweet everything ever so I don't have to explain anything to anyone ever

#like I don't want to explain the context at all #but I also don't want anyone to know but everyone around me #the solution is a monthly report like I'm a stock or bond #surely

hit a "mweh he he he he he" with the appropriate hand motions and flare to trick your brain into thinking it's not a trap because it is YOU actually that is being evillllll

#bonus points if you hit the little jig #with elongated “he”s to make it super silly

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[Sillyly] I just like to be silly (silly) <- this girlie silly

the-haiku-bot

[Sillyly] I just

like to be silly (silly)

<- this girlie silly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

this is my formal submission of "therapfisted" into the webster dictionary

#therapfisted #therapy #but in the form of getting hit by the two by four of knowledge

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roadrat texting fic (real) (not fake)

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hi hoggie hru IM GREAT!!!! I'm so Great i

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peasantingvigorouslyandviolently

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one of the most loathsome (read: concerning) shower experiences, a close second to seeing a spider in there, is pulling stray hairs from betwixt your ass and finding a hair longer than should possibly be conceivable

#like how did this shoulder length hair get there #I'm litterally bald #showering #is hard enough as it is

toadalled

Pride Month is upon us again and so it is time to repost my little guy, Hue! I’m wishing everyone a safe, supportive, positive, and enlightening Pride, whether you’re all the way “out” or not!