The cool part of town

Being a rotten scoundrel

[rinnegami]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[escuerzoresucitado]

[skelotan]

Literacy crisis WHO? This was said in the most vocal fried Californian accent ever. I hope The Girls enjoy some Russian lit this summer.

PATREON

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

what a great audience

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[rosepaya]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[charl0ttan]

[fishcop]

I mean like. Someone’s gotta eat it

[psalidodont]

i think i fucked up

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[swarnpert]

this dude is so ugly i can't believe people wanted to fuck him. i already want to crack his skull open and turn his brain into an omelette

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug: