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normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3
I just know that my trigonometry teacher would do numbers on here. He's a bloody brilliant mathematician who can do calculus in his head and a great teacher, but also has some of the strangest mannerisms of any person I have ever met.
He refers to everybody, regardless of whether he has known them for years or is meeting them for the first time in his life, as "Smoke." The first time he addressed me as such, I thought he had me confused with someone else. But, no, as it turns out, I am Smoke. My classmates are Smoke. The other faculty members are Smoke. His wife is probably Smoke, too.
He seems to have code words for everything, and refers to various classroom objects as "the dude." ("Take the dude, Smoke." Translation: "Take the hall pass, [insert name].")
He also randomly substitutes words for letters of the alphabet, but...it's not the actual phonetic alphabet. I came in to take a test early while he was lecturing to another class and randomly heard, "So, we have buffalo hide over two equals donkey."
In a similar vein, I was completely lost during my first lecture because he exclusively called one hundred eighty degrees "buck eighty." (I'm aware of this now, but it threw me off at first.)
Most confusing of all, he repeatedly refers to something as "the juice," but I have yet to ascertain what. All I have gathered so far is that it appears to be a more abstract noun than "the dude."
I just know that this man is going to permanently alter my speech patterns.
*goes in your brain, washes it smooth* all better?
all better? brain, *goes in it smooth* washes your
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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style
page 246 of volume 10 on shelf 5 of wall 3 of hexagon (below cut)
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Its truly an experience when two asexuals match each others freak bcs last night i asked my best friend "who the hell is sans undertale" and after an hour of infodump we were comparing sans' rule34 and ao3 smut stats on video chat
"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.
"Are bed?" can't good I in No, sleep. you
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german words i wish existed in english
a messy and incomplete list
nachvollziehen (v.) -- to understand, but less empathetic. i.e. i see the steps that brought you to that conclusion, but i don't understand you.
doch (interj.) -- you're wrong and really it's the opposite of what you said. often said with a healthy dose of sass. i.e. "this isn't a good movie." "doch. (it is)"
frech (adj.) -- somewhere between naughty and sassy and silly. when you're being a bit of a brat, you're being frech.
dreist (adj.) -- audacious, but far more colloquial. when you have the goddamn audacity, you are dreist. i.e. to park that far over the line is dreist as hell
heimat (n.) -- home, but stronger. a home is wherever you have built a life, but heimat is where your roots are. heimat is where you feel pangs of nostalgia when you go to visit your family for christmas and see the shop at the corner.
weltschmerz (n.) -- literally 'world-pain'. the world sucks and sometimes you just sit and feel the pain of it all. that's weltschmerz.
existenzberechtigung (n.) -- the right to exist, often in a comedic context. i.e. pineapple on pizza has absolutely no existenzberechtigung.
fernweh (n.) -- literally 'far-ache'. the opposite of homesickness, the desire to go far away. i guess wanderlust is similar, but that is also a german word, and this is more painful and visceral
schweigen (v./n.) -- the act of not speaking. silence, but more deliberate. the palpable feeling that people are withholding their voice.
verschlimmbesserung (n.) -- when an update with the intention of making something better actually just made it worse. looking at you @staff
Englische Wörter von denen ich wünschte dass sie auf deutsch existierten:
they/them (3rd.p sing pronoun) -- Wenns' bloß mal geschlechtsneutrale Pronomen gäbe, die keine Neopronomen sind, sondern allseits bekannt. Allein die Möglichkeit jemanden unbekannten Geschlechtes zu addressieren wäre schon mal nett.
woes (n.) -- Ich will dramatisch über Kleinigkeiten meckern können okay? Lasst mich in Ruhe.
eldritch -- es gibt einfach kein Wort das die exakt gleiche Stimmung setzt im Deutschen.
Englische Wörter von
denen ich wünschte dass sie auf
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
date her mom ?
date her mom
date her mom
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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.
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All societal categories are invented, therefore they can and do change according to the changes in who in society is considered a good boy and who is considered a bad boy. I wouldn't say unreal, as it is very much real and has effects, it is just not based on objective truths, and nothing in society is!
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Me chilling in my room
Low tier god but he’s a marine biologist: “YOU SHOULD KRILL YOURSELF, NOW!”
a biologist: but chilling god he's in KRILL Low marine Me my NOW!" room SHOULD tier "YOU YOURSELF,
my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
my ass???? tonished
ass???? dumb? flabbers? founded. gasted. gob??? my my my my smacked tonished
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
Been getting really into orange juice lately
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