Quixotic Iconoclast

Remember, kids: Safety first, danger second!

[kristina100000]

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[localwarlockunion]

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

[heavyweightheart]

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

[deluxeloy]

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

[a-lc01]

[squided]

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

[ninawenn]

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

[glowingghosty]

CRONCHY

[friendraichu]

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

[relelvance]

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

[liquor]

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

[fatherharlot]

[todaysbird]

Rainwater is no longer safe to drink anywhere on Earth, scientists say

Scientists are calling for tighter restrictions on PFAS which persist in the environment for years.

I JUST WANT TO OPEN MY MOUTH AND CATCH THE RAINWATER!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[godyoutalkpretty]

Filed under: Things I Was Not Prepared For

[nine-touched]

What a beautiful bird! 🥺

[byjove]

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

[byjove]

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

[byjove]

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

[byjove]

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

I bet seeds taste so fucking good to a bird

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

My younger sister asked me about my popular tumblr posts and I showed her this one and she said "wow people on tumblr must be stupid as shit"

[invisible-goats]

*knits the red string of fate into a cosy blanket*

[invisible-goats]

I’m more awake now. This is about how if soulmates exist relationships still take work, and also about how my love language is making things for all the people whose souls mine is bound to, be they my partner or my friends

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_squirrel family

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

[hanari502]

EXCUSE YOU

[rice-baller]

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

[blinkpen]

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

[khatoblepas]

[macleod]

(tweet)

[christophernolan]

Someone PUNCH me this can’t be true 🥺🥺 they’re gonna Marvelize Tolkien

[jessaerys]

[pelikinesis]

Eru Illuvatar help me, I would watch Bombadil 2: Civil War