"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Mike Driver
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Love Begins
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Keni
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
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@pelswickheadcanonstuff
Penelope: I streamed the movie Pinstabber IV to scare Lynnie.
Penelope: The first thing she said was "Oh, it's an old movie."
Penelope: I started to argue that it was just from 2001, but that was 25 years ago.
Penelope: I am so mad right now.
Christina: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Sandra: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Sandra: I have a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. Christina and I went on vacation in Spain recently and I could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?
Christina: Sandra, it's the Visa card people. Apparently there's some unusual activity on your account.
Sandra: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Christina: ... That's the unusual activity.
(social media)
Christina: I'm never letting Sandra have alcohol again.
Kate: LMFAO WHAT HAPPENED
Sandra: nooooou why christy :( thia is amazibg
Christina: She's an absolute menace.
Christina: Sandra I need you to please get off the roof.
Sandra: noe
Goon: You're the greatest husband ever. I wish I could marry you all over again.
Ace: Awwwww...
Goon: *gasps in realization* Let's get divorced!
(going through a drive-thru)
Penelope: *pays for the order of the person behind her* Tell her I think she's hot.
Fast food worker: Okay???
Julie: *drives up to the window*
Fast food worker: Your order was paid for by the girl ahead of you. She thinks you're hot.
Julie: *rolls her eyes and smiles* That's my wife.
Kate: Thanks for the karaoke machine. I'll give it back right after the party.
Sandra: Please do!
Christina: *pleading* Please don't.
Sandra: But I know what the big question is: Did Christina and I ever get married? Well, I am happy to say after years and years of asking, I finally said yes. Christina: Sandra! Sandra: Okay, okay. I asked her. Christina: And we’re living happily ever after. Sandra, looking longingly at Christina: Yes, we are.
Sandra: Avenge my death.
Christina: You're not dying, Sandra.
Sandra: AVENGE ME!
Goon: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ace: Uh, okay...??
Goon: And make out during the scary parts.
Ace: Th- the scary parts.
Ace: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Pelswick: Hey mom-
Pelswick: *inner voice* ohmygoddidijustcallhermomididn'tme-
Yuri: Yeah?
Pelswick: :O