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m-carrick

when did i let watching sports become my main hobby why didnt someone stop me

charl0ttan

the way that the open window at nighttime will generate smells that only existed in a dream from when you were 8

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

intactics-deactivated20250505

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

sunflowerbutch

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

coughloop

leopardmask-ao3

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

great-and-small

Now that’s what I call

great-and-small

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

fairycosmos

bit mad innit. This whole thing

dostoyevsky-official

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

1percentcharge

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

1percentcharge

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

#YES YES. EXACTLY.#FAVE

just-shower-thoughts

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.