Glass Shards & Steel Scraps

I'm Maimee. Um. I write stuff. And I like beautiful things.

[madamemaddy]

im so ready

[filmnoirsbian]

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

[filmnoirsbian]

This Is Love 😍😍

[phantoms-lair]

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

[pitviperofdoom]

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[grad-school-fool]

Why is Poison Ivy always so hypersexualized she’s basically a magic farmer she should be wearing muddy boots and complaining about how corn subsidies are killing agriculture as well as flora biodiversity in the US

[more-muppets]

They want her to be a forest nymph instead of the stem field eco-terrorist feminist that she is

[ames-draws]

…I had to draw it.

[yay855]

It also fits because she’s a lesbian, and lesbians wear plaid jackets.

[rikmach]

To be fair, the in-universe explanation is so she can attract rich men who devastate the environment to her so she can murder them.

[yay855]

…that would only work the first few times.

[rikmach]

I think you’re underestimating the stupidity of horny men.

[trashpandagamer]

That previous comment is gold and I love it

[catchymemes]

[t3sla]

fucking hell

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

goal of the race: survive

[gifbro]

[vengeancemoths]

“they couldn’t make the Maximoffs Jewish because they can’t make any reference to Magneto”

did u kno…. magneto is not the only jewish person in the world……

[partycockroach]

this is bullshit all my jewish friends are related to magneto

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[o-lascaux-o]

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

[jurassic-parks]

i can rest easy

[atricksterproblem]

Don’t you forget about dying, don’t you forget about your friend Jeff….

[talesfromthecrypts]

Being normal is vastly overrated. 

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[cocoabutterbabe]

i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.

[chingonawithaheart]

Good. Don’t.

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

This, and also: don’t trust women that do not allow their boyfriends to have platonic relationships with other women.

[miss-sweets]

exactly

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Instead of making fun of people who do things at an older age that are normally done younger ( like getting their diploma or GED, learning to drive, even learning to read ) how about you:

don’t

[mothric]

#better late than never  #just let people improve their lives  #dont criticize bc they didnt do it sooner  #they cant go back in time

[feminismandmedia]

[tredlocity]

Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.

[datanazush]

Clark Kent has to remove himself from the scene to keep from throwing hands at Superman.

[wwmvea-deactivated20190202]

Don’t go praising Korra and Asami’s progressiveness by mentioning only Korra as a poc and failing to acknowledge that Asami’s a poc as well

[avatar-dacia]

In case it’s not sinking in: no one in the Avatarverse is white, full stop.  Anyone who’s pale-skinned is coded as eastern Asian. 

And yes, this still applies even if they have auburn hair or whatever.  Pigment mutations laugh at your ethnocentrism.

[avatar-dacia]

Reblog to make a fandom racist cry.

[lilbit4point0-deactivated202212]

#her fucking name is asami sato#that’s a japanese-ass name

[thewillowtree3]

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