yurrrr

mind your own business

[radiofreederry]

True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

YOU'VE ALL SEEN BEARSKIN RUGS AND SHEEPSKIN RUGS BUT HAVE YOU SEEN

PINATA SKIN RUGS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I like the implication that they hunted and skinned this poor piñata creature to make a rug

They probably hunted it for its delicious candy innards but why waste a skin

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[moki-dokie]

i hope your god has asked you for mercy and i hope you've refused to forgive him

is so insanely powerful. that's gonna be seared in my brain for a long time. fuck.

[kotortwo]

can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

[ashley----reinhardt-deactivated]

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[mclennonyaoi]

love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[forgamers]

[bakwaaas]

love is stored in the cow

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident