Hi, I'm Gary.

Generic internet person #649321047.

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[bunjywunjy]

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

[bunjywunjy]

@ciaseeds PLEASE

[bunjywunjy]

yeah okay fair point

[bunjywunjy]

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

[dragonfly-wings1]

Lak Superior in November perfec t place for put sailboat in to s\ail! inside very Warm and Safe sailboat float easily put sailboat in Lake Superior in November. Put Sailboat In Lake Superior In November. no problems ever in lake superior in november because good Shape and Winds for sailboat weak of wood and sails. Lakesuperior in November yes a place for sailboat put sailboat in lake superior in november can trust lake superior for giveing good love to sailboat. friend lake

[important-animal-images]

[thenookienostradamus]

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

[pento]

Wishing all of my Australian friends a very merry Antony Green Appreciation Day.

May your Democracy Sausage venue have neverending supplies, the queues be short, pencils sharp, and your Democracy Cake be a delicious bonus.

[pento]

Antony Green has blessed us with excellent Democracy Sausage weather in Melbourne, I hope everyone is just as fortunate!

[sreegs]

Just a reminder in case you're ever looking to back up your blog try this method first before you do something silly like scrape the thing yourself or put your password into a third-party tool without verifying what it really does

Export Your Blog

You can export all of the content you’ve created for your blog, and we’ll package it up into a convenient ZIP file for you to download your

[raincitygirl76]

I’ve been running the export process since early this morning, it’s currently 3 pm in my time zone, and it STILL says “backup processing.” Is that normal?

Bear in mind I’ve been an active user for the past 2.5 years, so there’s probably a LOT to export. But how many hours is it expected to take, typically? I’d kind of like to use my laptop for some other tasks at some point in the not so distant future. If it’s been more than 24 hours, should I give up and start again?

Thanks in advance, to any of my mutuals who’ve exported their blog already and have any tips about the process.

[sreegs]

The official export process will be slowed by both the amount of posts on your blog and by how many people requesting exports. It can take a while

[raincitygirl76]

Thanks. By "a while", are we talking more than 24 hours?

Incidentally, I stopped running the export at about 3:30 pm today, but now Tumblr Account Settings is being weird. The option near the bottom of the page to export my blog has now completely disappeared. Instead it just says "Active Sessions". I was probably too impatient, and didn't give it enough time to finish the backup.

I’m just about to Message Tumblr Support about the disappeared export option, but I'm sure they're very busy. Does anybody else know? Thanks in advance.

[pento]

It could a week or more, depending on how many people have requested exports. Maybe longer, I think they fired just about everyone who knows how to babysit the export jobs queue through a massive spike in demand.

The option near the bottom of the page to export my blog has now completely disappeared. Instead it just says "Active Sessions".

This means that your export is still in the queue, it'll be processed at some point. You'll get an email when it finishes successfully. I don't remember if there's an email if the export fails, but if the button re-appears without you seeing an export, just click it again.

Source: Am a former Tumblr employee who had to babysit exports last time there was a huge demand.

[pento]

As the seasons change, I want to take a moment to wish you all the best. It's a time of renewal, growth, and new beginnings, and I hope that this year brings you all the joy and happiness you deserve.

It's the time of year where our thoughts turn to the teachings of one of the most important historical and religous figures in human history.

We can recognise that whilst he can still be a controversial figure, whilst also acknowledging the impact he continues to have, so many years after he came to live among us.

I hope that you have a wonderful day of celebration on this March 10, Mario Day. May your red shells always fly true, and the blue shells targeting you only catch up after you've crossed the finish line.

[blowery]

Nook reset, complete.

[oli]

Needs googly eyes

[blowery]

🤔 but where.

👀

top

middle somewhere

bottom, below the lights

Voting ended onDec 19, 2024

[pento]

Looks like Tumblr has spoken, and they said everywhere, biblical angel style.

[aletheyass]

love having absolutely nothing to contribute with like my beautiful sexy mutuals write the most intelligent insightful posts and im in the tags like #yeah

[seren-starlight]

Recency bias is a bigger problem than it used to be

[pento]

we’ve put too much effort into sunk cost, we can’t switch to a different problem now

[anexperimentallife]

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[strange-aeons]

[pento]

Dear @staff,

For next year’s April Fools event, please let us Blingee our profile pictures.

Love,

Literally everyone.

[jv]

There are only three hard problems in computer science:

Cache invalidation

Naming things

Off by one errors

Counting the number of interactions of a fediverse post accurately

[pento]

Isn’t the last one just the first one reworded?

Which reminds me of the sixth hard problem in computer science:

Other engineers with zero knowledge of the actual problem saying shit like “that doesn’t seem like it would be too hard”.

[pento]

i cannot even with you people right now

[supergameboytwo]

one

[shillelagh]

two

[april]

buckle my shoe

[pento]

three

[cornedbeefhashtags]

WAIT A SECOND

[tacticaltaxonomist]