Juno and Nureyev get your shit together before I die Challenge

In love with a lady, his thief, two scalies, and a good lizard boy.

[vraxhis-visceris]

I haven't listened to Penumbra in several months at this point but I briefly re-enter the tag to ask DID THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING NAME NUREYEV'S FIRST LOVE "SLIP JACKSON"??????

SLIP JACKSON?????????

SLIP JACKSON????????????

I've just been repeating that name to myself with varying levels of incredulity they named him fucking Slip Jackson??????

Nureyev, honey, what were you thinking

[unmechanism]

I'm betting it's a code name, please

[average-acorn]

[junonothings]

can we talk about how every single tpp va has understood the assignment perfectly . sir talfryn snapping at sir damien AND sir angelo shocked me so bad i had to stop what i was doing , i felt like i was being scolded and it was amazing.

[vraxhis-visceris]

I haven't listened to Second Citadel and probably never will, but I hope that lizard, his boyfriend, and his girlfriend are doing well

[still-busy-being-mortal]

reblog if you like the second citadel storyline more than junoverse

[penumbrasmooches]

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[solareidolon]

‘Excuse me my good man, m’lady, m’baby,’

Sir Angelo I love you

[rhymesswith]

TFW you’re a misanthropic swamp monster who suddenly finds that you’ve acquired an entire family.

[ashsweet]

Rex. Duke. Shah. King. Nureyev.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

im torn between loving the fact that there’s no gender on any of the penumbra wiki pages because No Gender On Mars, and really wanting there to be an option just to see what people would put for each character. like it’s excellent that there’s only a pronoun option but also every day i am deprived of seeing shit like “vespa ilkay. gender: wife (heh)” or seeing people frantically struggle to come up with an entry for the ruby 7

[rosenkranz-does-things]

I started listening to the Penumbra one year ago today, so here's the scalies in fancy modern clothes to mark the occasion. image description is under the cut

gouache painting of Arum, Damien and Rilla from Second Citadel with a bright orange background. Arum is a very tall lizard person with green and yellow scales. he's wearing a gray suit with an arum lily tucked into his chest pocket, matching gray trousers and a bright yellow tie. one of his four hands is on Damien's shoulder, another is on Rilla's. Damien is a white human man, wearing a carmine three piece, the jacket is adorned with orange flowers, the waistcoat has a pattern of green leaves on it. he looks up at Arum, smiling, his right hand covering Arum's, his left holding Rilla's. Rilla is a dark skinned human woman, she has a long dark braid and big round glasses, and is dressed in a white blouse with an amaryllis pinned to it, black trousers and black heels. she's smiling at Damien and holding his hand. in the background there are arum lilies and amaryllis flowers.

[pippalovestunabrick]

I'm not hating on anyone's hc but I refuse to believe that Nureyev has a weird little mustache. I'm baffled and repulsed by it and our boy would not be out here seducing the galaxy one mark at a time with that shit on his lip.

Ok that's been my unsolicited take, you may proceed to entertain any questionable headcanons you hold in peace.

[pawpotato]

Buddy Aurinko continues to be fucking incredible

[hildebrand-from-the-turret-stair]

hey lord arum, can I get a tktktktktktktk?

[mxcosmic]

Happy anniversary penumbra!!

[ID: Short comic featuring Juno Steel and Rita from the Penumbra Podcast. Both are in Juno's office, Juno is sat at his desk whilst Rita stands talking to him.

The dialogue begins with Rita and reads "Talk to him! That's what friends do", to which Juno responds "No. I'm gonna wait til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately" and then takes a sip of his coffee.

The next panels follow with Rita questioning "That's your plan for dealing with this?" As Juno continues to drink his coffee and then replies "That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way."

Rita stands with her hands on her hips and pouts saying "Seems like bad plan." Both pause before Juno counters with "Now I have 78", followed by Rita's trademark exclaimation of "Mistah Steel!" End ID.]

[podcastlimbo]

[sandersgrey]

[ID: It is a digital drawing. Juno is leaning over a table, his leg hiked up on top of it and peeking through a slit in his golden dress, stretch marks visible. He's grabbing Nureyev's tie to pull him closer, smirking. Nureyv is leaning backward, but smiling and looking down at Juno's lips. He's wearing blue They're each wearing an earring in the color of each other's clothes. The background is pink, and there is a purple heart coming from Juno. End of ID.]

Buddy: so Im gonna need you to create a distraction-

Nureyev and Juno: oh flirting? Outrageous flirting?

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