[sometiktoksarevalid]

[atlinmerrick]

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

[lockejhaven]

Sometimes you see the start of an art video and your first thought is “oh no” because you just know it’s a trickster artist.

[peppermintwhisp]

FaceTiming with my daughter

Daughter: Smokey loves you! She’s trying to say hi

Smokey:

[im-out-of-it]

the idea of Scott knowing Shane and Ilya definitely have a thing but minding his business but being in a room by Shane and hearing them is probably thinking can you be more obvious? at least I don’t whisper my room number to Kip in such an obvious manner. Scott could really teach a class in how to be gay in the NHL.

[peppermintwhisp]

Even if Scott doesn’t realize off the bat what 1221 means, he’ll figure it out either when 1) he walks by room 1221 on the way back to his room, or 2) he’s walking past 1221 on his way away from his room after getting the shittiest sleep ever thanks to those assholes railing each other all night in room 122- oh no.

[aemelia]

brat summer 🍏☀️ @shanesummerfest

[blumineck]

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both I’ve ever put together!

[badjokesbyjeff]

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

[mckenzie-t-canis-lupus]

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

[peppermintwhisp]

A little annoyed at my brain because any time I find a new fandom, I hyperfixate like no tomorrow (4 hours average sleep a night, every spare moment reading.

But also, number two, my brain immediately drops the old fandom like a hot potato. Like rude much? I was in the middle of like 15 fics here and now they’re all sitting neglected in open tabs until the end of time. Anyway, I’m curious if this experience is universal.

Let’s define regularly as every few weeks/months. You can count it as long as you go back and forth. I follow or read or read/write in:

Only one fandom at a time

Mostly one fandom at a time, will occasionally make exceptions

Switch between 2-3 fandoms regularly

Switch between 4-5 fandoms regularly

Switch between 5-10 fandoms regularly

Switch between 10-15 fandoms regularly

Just slap the fandom whore label on me and call it done (15+ fandoms)

Voting ended onJul 20

[firlalaith]

If you don't pay attention to how many ppl voted in this poll...lol

[peppermintwhisp]

lol. In my defence, I posted it like 10 minutes ago. Frankly I’m surprised anyone voted.

[peppermintwhisp]

A little annoyed at my brain because any time I find a new fandom, I hyperfixate like no tomorrow (4 hours average sleep a night, every spare moment reading.

But also, number two, my brain immediately drops the old fandom like a hot potato. Like rude much? I was in the middle of like 15 fics here and now they’re all sitting neglected in open tabs until the end of time. Anyway, I’m curious if this experience is universal.

Let’s define regularly as every few weeks/months. You can count it as long as you go back and forth. I follow or read or read/write in:

Only one fandom at a time

Mostly one fandom at a time, will occasionally make exceptions

Switch between 2-3 fandoms regularly

Switch between 4-5 fandoms regularly

Switch between 5-10 fandoms regularly

Switch between 10-15 fandoms regularly

Just slap the fandom whore label on me and call it done (15+ fandoms)

Voting ended onJul 20

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[gaynehollander]

At some point, the Centaurs have an absolutely insane game, like Ilya and Shane score a fucking hat trick each or something and the whole team is like “guys, we have to go out and celebrate” and Ilya just says

“Oh, we will definitely celebrate but you are not invited… unless Shane has suddenly gotten very cool about a lot of stuff.”

“Ilya. No.”

“No, you are not invited. Sorry.”

[emmikay]

Coach Weibe: For Special Teams, I want to try Rozanov, Hollander, and Haas together.

Luca Haas: Yes! My fantasy threesome!

Coach Weibe:

Ilya Rozanov:

Shane Hollander:

Ottawa Centaurs:

Luca Haas: …Of Forwards… On a Power Play…

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[writing-prompt-s]

“The stone corrupts all those who wield it, it is fueled by their ambitions and dreams. So we need someone with no ambitions, no dreams, someone who doesn’t care about what the future holds for themselves. That’s why we found you.”

[shady-tavern]

The first thought, in a moment like this, probably should not have been what came to your mind. Well, fuck you too, you thought, half incredulous and half apathetic. You leaned against the doorframe with one shoulder and eyed the group of three wizened people before you. Why was it always the elderly who came with big quests or brought important items that had to be hidden away?

Also, if you didn’t care about the future, didn’t that mean you didn’t care about the stone either? You might as well give it to someone else. Maybe someone better suited than you. There was this little girl across the street who had an acorn necklace and played in puddles and always sat very still until the every last stray cat felt safe enough to eat what she brought them. Maybe the stone should go to her, she at least gave a shit.

Keep reading

[peppermintwhisp]

Ilya and Shane chirping at each other during each face-offs, alluding to every crazy sexually act they’ve been up to (heh, pun intended) over the years. Too low for other players to hear, but they keep forgetting about the poor bastard standing right next to them waiting to drop the puck. The ref’s forced to listen for like the thirtieth time that night about how they’re going to raw each other on every conceivable surface after the game, crying inside and wishing he’d listened to his mom when she told him to become an accountant instead.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[stevolteon]

8/10 also!

[mallory-x]

10/10 (with the brightness at 100% on my phone) but I wouldn’t be surprised if I’d given myself a nosebleed trying to parse some of them

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]