WritingGoblin

This is basically just me being supremely nerdy about things on the internet.

[pangur-and-grim]

lost 40 people on spider day, and 40 people on sharpened banana day 😔 these bits are costly

[pangur-and-grim]

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[rohirric-hunter]

Somebody at work keeps adjusting one of the perimeter cameras to have this beautiful artistic angle on the museum in a historical building across the way. The sun sets just behind it and the whole sky turns golden-blue, clouds streaked across the sky above. The lush tree line beneath the museum is perfectly lined up along the rule of thirds and the building itself towers above, almost mythical in its evening glory. Like damn, take a still from this camera and send it to the museum to frame and hang on their wall. I do need the camera to be pointing at the parking lot. Tho

[rohirric-hunter]

The setting sun bounces off the skyscrapers downtown and hits the museum's windows and every one of them turns the same golden hue as the sky behind, reflected in the trees just starting to turn golden-orange beneath. The bottoms of the clouds take on the slightest tinge of purple and birds circle above, speckling the evening sky as they call autumn's last farewell. Someone's car got broken into in the parking lot last week, Tammy, point the damn camera at the cars

[rohirric-hunter]

This is what it looks like now stop pestering me for pictures

[avantegarda]

imagine being a regular elf in Valinor and one day the morning edition of the Tirion Times's top headline is THEY'RE LETTING THE DEVIL OUT OF JAIL NOW

and the rest of the paper is full of op-eds about devil jail that you have to flip through on your way to find the crossword puzzle

[avantegarda]

real talk how hard would Noldorin crossword puzzles go. so hard

[avantegarda]

Some of my favorite additions to this post via @whirlception @tigerlilyandcherryblossom @manulpika

[wigglybunfish]

in which murderbot is a very normal terracotta soldier and ART the dragon spirit of a chinese junk who dwells in the ship's keel. they meet in the ming dynasty perhaps, when ppl are sailing places extra willy-nilly.

*Nüwa is the mother goddess in chinese mythology, known for creating humanity from yellow clay and repairing the sky.

thank you @mutualrapport for hosting the event! original prompt below.

[drawn for the prompt: an AU of ART and MB's first meeting and conversation - e.g. another look at their first meeting from a fantasy, historical, or (non-canon) sci-fi lens! Any perspective is fine. The only constraint is that it cannot be set in the canon universe. Any visibly non-canon AU- fantasy, human, historical, etc. - anything goes!]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

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[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[tolkien-queer]

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feat. texts from the lovely @emmalvt

[shittierpost]

What trying to map out realistic timelines of travel in your lotr fic feels like

I know it takes months of travel but I need them there in a week, how are we gonna make that happen

[anastheseus]

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[pollkien]

Who's the better archer

Legolas

Celegorm

Beleg

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[thoodleoo]

reading about ancient egyptian artifacts that have meaningless hieroglyphics on them and (aside from it being really cool as an example of the interaction between written language as a cultural feature with the fact that many people could not read and write) i'm very charmed that there were people bullshitting scripts they didn't know for the aesthetic back then too

[thoodleoo]

really awesome

[thegeorgecostanzalinepolls]

Rick Astley?

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm asking for

You wouldn't get that from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Wanna make you understand

Does Rick Astley (1966-current) cross the Costanza line?

He's never gonna give you up

Or let you down

Never gonna run around and hurt you

This is where I run out of lyrics I can quote from memory and the end of Rick

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[anonymousampersand]

got so deep into project hail mary that the only logical next step is to advance to the murderbot diaries

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[rabbitkinglune777]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

[rabbitkinglune777]

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

[rabbitkinglune777]

kinda tired of non binary being tied to skinny androgyny that's mostly white. I say that's as a non binary transmasc/boy thing who's fat and black.

being non binary can look like anything and anyone but especially individuals who have different body types outside of thin. they can have body/facial hair too. show up for all enbies.

[rosey-thorns]

Also let nonbinary people be TMA