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this is...... tame enough for main.......

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

trashboat

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

moreglitter

dilfosaur

i found a bunch of moonpaw stuff at mny parents house so here's a dump of that

moonpaw (aka tails) and sai are in fact siblings

new character unlocked also i gijinka'd him

there is yugioh crossover fic that i can only describe as Intensely Potent

caveat-canine

I've found out about emoji kitchen and everyone will suffer as a result!

caveat-canine

emojis for when you. awoo

pseudomantis

Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

eda0bdedb8ba

For anyone who doesn't want to watch the video, he used a list of things from Wikidata, pared it down to about 8000 things that most people would have heard of, and made a website where people voted for the best option in randomly selected pairs of things.

Pizza was voted the 9th best thing, making it the best food. Bees weren't in the top 10 best things, but they won 77% of matchups to be selected as the best creature, followed by emperor penguins and hedgehogs. Bisexuality didn't place in the top 10 either, but it won 73% of matchups compared to heterosexuality winning only 45%. (Orgasms were the highest ranked sexual thing, and were miraculously ranked at number 69.) I think the windmill is supposed to stand for electricity, which was the second place winner. And the winner of "best thing" was sleep.

knitmeapony

... honestly, I would agree with that list more or less.

assovi

buboplague

just a little haunted

beemovieerotica

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

evilwizard

this could work. we never tried it

onenicebugperday

Yellow leatherleaf slug, Vaginulus taunaisii, Veronicellidae

Photographed in Brazil by rogerriodias

crevicedwelling

Vaginulus! the skinny glubby

onenicebugperday

Wasp-mimic clearwing moth, Euhagena emphytiformis, Sesiidae

Found in the United States

Photo 1 by ellen5

crevicedwelling

Two of them.

cuteness--overload

obfuscatingintelligence

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

viviantimmet

(via @yellowocaballero)

virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

helianthus-hellion

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

thepleasuregoblin

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"