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Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards
barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC
nonononononono
‘saw from the 1600s’ = ~400 years ago
this fresco is from ~3600 years ago
uhh my two cents are fucking each other
i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though
why in hell's jingling bells am i having recurring nightmares about owning luxury real estate. who's out there beaming beachfront property listings directly into my frontal lobe. what's happening to me is this a death stage
I got a pussy like a science fair volcano.
Mount Pussuvius...
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
being a labt rat is awesome actually. i love my cage #mycage
yeah okay whatever.
I shall hold the child.
how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
dude they cannot fucking read this isnt going to do anything
Pornbots after seeing this:
No oneee FUCKS like Gaston
No one CUCKS like Gaston
You think you have a wife?
NO ITS MINE I'm Gaston
lukewarm vampires
no listen to me vampires are only "cold" compared to living humans who have a pulse built-in heating unit. but it's not like they have built in refrigeration. the undead aren't actually "cold" per se at best they're room temperature. lukewarm vampires
a vampire's temperature should vary based entirely on their surrounding temperature. they're only described as “cold” bc they spend so much time in dank dark dwellings, when actually they're the temperature of a water balloon that's been sitting around for awhile
(incidentally that's also why too much direct sunlight kills them, they expand so fast they explode)
That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.
Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica
lwk in mourning for my dead wife rn 🥀💔
making something to remember her by
you can say your favorite game is for perverts. but you will never be Warframe, whose dating sim choices all have canon kinks and canon answers to whether they’re a top or bottom. Lettie canonically pegs you and everyone tries to warn you that she does
Aoi canonically is into bondage and wants you to tie her up with your space jetpack and fuck her in zero atmosphere environments. The rest of the games industry writing scene needs to step it the fuck up
”wow this game is made by perverts” the director of Warframe wants to fuck emet-selch so bad that she hired his voice actor to play a villain you can date and fuck. She proudly will tell you this is the motive behind this decision
