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larvamars

unexpected companion

sacred-portal

nyanbinyuri

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

shower-thoughts-last-responder

On my dash!??!

Please hold

jamesluckycl0ve

people expect Steve Rogers’ response to selfies and facebook status updates and twitter to be ‘I didn’t go to war for this’

but actually he did and he loves it because nothing exemplifies the freedom he fought for more than being able to post whatever you like online, and feel good about yourself, and generally being able express yourself in whatever way you like

prizmbunny

#it’s like people forget he was a fucking artist like guys really

peggylives-deactivated20210214

#every so often steve would go on a spree of liking and reblogging people’s selfies #because he would want everyone to know that someone is paying attention to them #and that they’re not invisible or alone and that they’re beautiful #steve rogers (via shulkiesmash)

kiyuukins

#imagine you posted a selfie one night when you were feeling low and trying to cheer yourself up #and you go to bed and the next morning you wake up to find it has tens of thousands of hits #HOW??????????? you cry as you stare at your screen in confusion #and then u see it #user @starspangledman shared your selfie #‘you look great’ he comments with a :) at the end (via theladymonsters)

glowcowboy

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

its-your-mind

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

beautifulterriblequeen

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

dear-ao3

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

shinigami-social

Made a painting of all of us “Holding Hands” <3

alsophila-grahami

mutuals to sit under this thing with

lgbtqiatext

kookntae4ever

This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

percussiongay

^^ me still not having written the things i said i would like... 8 years ago now or some shit:

(yikes!! that makes me feel old!!)

yeoldtrashcollector

annabelle--cane

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.