I'm bi, not fly

[justaz]

you mentioned government classes and the headcanons expanded I just imagine that if the whole media thing against him in the lightning thief ever comes up he just knows a bunch of legal details surrounding that and police procedure just from general research during this period like in the same way everyone knows random architecture facts for Annabeth they know legal facts for him (he’s so quiet tho so it’s probably like Annabeth and Grover and maybe beckendkrf or sm like it’s limited)

ok now I’m imagining that if he ever interacted with police (possibly with the cannon incident?) when he was younger he’d start talking himself out of trouble and like bringing up laws before he realised that’s more a courtroom thing

politically and legally aware Percy my beloved

this is entirely me projecting an interest in policy’s form a young age onto him but I can really see it

(Seriously though like with how good he was with the senate in new Rome and talking his way out of things in general how has nobody considered him as a lawyer or something)

YOU GET IT!!! I wanted to tie in his experience in CJ + on the Senate + as Praetor but I didn’t lol but he did so well with politics and legality of Camp Jupiter that it makes so much sense

Plus it would be a kind of funny profession for him to follow too bc what do you mean the “wanted multiple times for terrorism” Percy Jackson is my lawyer?? I’m going to jail dawg 😭😭😭

Wait wait wait where’s that one post that was like “Annabeth is a rule follower in the godly world but doesn’t respect mortal rules vs Percy who respects mortal rules but will tell a god to fuck off simply because they’re annoying”

Percy “You can’t steal from the abandoned water park” Jackson and Annabeth “Watch me” Chase vs Annabeth “The gods will think you’re impertinent” Chase and Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson

Yeah yeah yeah oh yeah it’s all coming together

But like it’s been proven multiple times that Percy’s mouth gets him in and out of trouble so easily and like yeah being a lawyer you have to present arguments and evidence and all that - build a good case and everything - but also you’re convincing a jury and personality and conviction do well in that setting and Percy can do really well in that position as we see in Son of Neptune when he and Octavian were in the Senate and Octavian would indirectly communicate to the senators and Percy would catch it then meet him in “battle”

Like he says to Reyna in son: “You’re a warrior, Octavian is a speaker, put him in front of [a crowd/the senate] and suddenly he becomes the powerful one.” But Percy does that role just as well too and is able to beat Octavian down without being crucified for it so he’s clearly also a speaker when it comes down to it. And that’s not all a lawyer is but it certainly helps with the job

[alannaswrld]

percy visiting olympus but not to visit the gods. literally just to get inside the throne room and play with bessie. pulling water from his tank to make floating water pools for bessie to jump through. zeus coming to the throne room like hours later and he happens to glance in the corner and see bessie and percy curled up together in the tank, sleeping peacefully against one another

[lilislegacy]

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

[alannaswrld]

percy and his bond with nature spirits :( percy having a soft spot for satyrs :( racing the dryads but the dryads take the time to reassure him and be kind to him when they beat him :( percy remembering seeing the nereids in the waves at montauk, always waving and smiling at him, and then the naiads do the same at camp :( percy being soul bonded to a satyr :( percy being there when pan passed and being given some of his essence :( percy being woken up by his pegasus to come out to sea and help free bessie :( that being a common occurrence because he’s on call with marine life to come out and help with any problems they have :( being being son of the ocean which makes him half nature itself :( PERCY AND HIS BOND WITH NATURE SPIRITS

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[my-dailydreams]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

anyone else remember that one scene thats just

beckendorf: omg percy i found the dismantled head of a bronze dragon in the woods will you come help me find the other pieces

percy:

beckendorf:

percy: the fuck

beckendorf:

percy: we are in the middle of capture the flag we're supposed to stand guard we're going to get in trouble

beckendorf:

percy: *moving to help him* sure why not

[hadesisqueer]

The concept of being a child of Apollo in the Battle of Manhattan and before y'all head to fight at the bridge you head Percy Jackson asking Annabeth Chase to give him a good luck kiss because it's already a tradition (implying that they've kissed before) and Annabeth tells him that maybe she'll kiss him if he comes back alive (you can't share this gossip with anyone because, again, you're in a battlefield but holy shit?)

[hugintheraven]

Oh, I don’t think it being a battlefield would matter. Some child of Athena, bleeding on the ground “I can’t drink any more nectar, this is it for me.” The child of Apollo ministering to them “Percy and Annabeth are dating now, are you really going to die before getting to tease her about that?”

[hadesisqueer]

This is how Malcolm survived the Battle of Manhattan actually

[anxiety0-0]

Annabeth and Nico have the type of sibling bond where it’s just

“I gotta go to ____ if you come I’ll buy you food”

“Say less”

Where food is basically payment for Nico if they’re shadow traveling

[reefs-camp-blog]

after hoo, all seven demigods, along with reyna nico and thalia, go up to olympus

and the gods talk about the war and demigods.

and everything is normal until they get to percy. and they start repeating the same thing as years before. 'should he live or not'

percy stands quietly with annabeth and nico as the rest look in horror. percy helped save them. why are they debating his death?

until thalia speaks up. shes the daughter of justice. and if her brother friends life is being debated because hes 'too powerful' and 'not supposed to exist', then why is her life not being debated?

she yells and screams at her father saying percy has done too much for the gods for them to still want him dead.

percy is done fighting for himself. he hasnt fought for himself his entire life. but his sister friend will wage war for him.

she has seen herself how much percy has done for the gods, for camp, for everyone, and if the gods want him dead they will have to kill thalia first, because percy will not fight for himself, but she will.

[aaaaalice]

This but it's resolving how in BoO Percy was going to let himself die and everybody's going "good for Thalia but why isn't Percy defending himself???"

But also yes, Zeus as the God of Justice is something that gets so ignored in PJO in general but also in regards to Thalia and Jason

[reefs-camp-blog]

‘why is percy defending himself???’ meanwhile percy: honestly man ive lived long enough

mhmhm exactlyyy.. lkke. justice can be a really strong theme in pjo, why not mention that thats zeus (and thalias) domain!! cmon

[bugwolfsstuff]

Thalia: Side quested so hard, Percy's now leading a mortal tour group through an aquarium

Percy: *in his element* and now the stone fish exhibit! Fun fact! Stonefish are the most venemous fish currently known and belong to the genus of four, Synanceia. I know the sign doesn't give his name but he tells me his name is Peter. Now who can tell me the scientific name for stonefish?

Thalia: I am pretty sure Poseidon is in the tour group.

[justaz]

Percy knows just a lot of random, niche laws bc he got really obsessed with the legal/justice system when he was a kid. He was sneaking out with Rachel late one night and he stopped her and was just like “It’s illegal to wear slippers after 10pm in NYC. Put on some actual shoes.” and she just stared at him like “?? Wtf are you talking about??”

[justaz]

its bybtwd (bring your boyfriend to work day) and annabeth brings percy to olympus with her while she works on rebuilding the city and percy pours over the ancient laws of the gods/olympus and works to find loopholes to better the lives of demigods and gets in heated debates with zeus (god of justice, law, and order) about the laws and will go around collecting signatures to bring to the council to make a case about why a law should be amended. uh. result? mandated monetary child support or something idk

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

let's take into account that the battle of manhattan was just one giant game of Home Alone.

'the gods are out fighting typhon? communications are down because kronos put a time spell around new york? let's attack mount olympus!'

'oh fuck they have violent and defensive children fuck fuck fuck'

[greekcomedy]

percy as camp half bloods union representative was so real actually like he goes to the underworld, the literal place you go where you die and he's immediately talking to charon like. have you thought about organizing against the wealthy man controlling you 🤔 are your wages increasing to match inflation? and then he actually brings it up to hades. shrek they don't even have dental moment truly

[skypalacearchitect]

#charon needs a raise #blackjack needs sugar cubes #the halfbloods need claiming #calypso needs freeing #bessie needs to keep living

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

so if the pjo fandom could stop being misogynistic for like one second and remember that Hazel and Thalia actually do in fact exist. pleaseee stop dropping 'percy jason and nico friendship <3' and forgetting that they're not the only Big Three kids

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

best concept ever is percy being a cryptid to everyone at camp. i mean to us he's just percy the silly sarcastic main character who we all love and know but. thats because. we're the readers. thats what percy sees himself as, just the goofy lil guy who is no danger whos just there, and so thats how he describes himself to us. but honestly. imagine he's the only big 3 kid at camp for like 4 years since Thalia ran off with the Hunters and Nico prefers to train in the Underworld, and so people are just like???? he's important???? and anyways he has the craziest fucking powers anyone's ever seen and he's friends with all the head counselors but at the same time he's not even a full time camper? like he just pops up every summer to help save the world and then disappears back into the void of mortal school???? u saw him doing math homework once during a raid by the light of grenade blasts. sometimes you'll see blackjack taking off at 3am on a Monday morning bc he has to be in New York in time for school to begin. he straight up just insults gods and titans without giving a damn and at first you think its because he's been doing this so long that he doesn't care but then you find out that actually??? he's only been doing this for like two years??? it's not that he doesn't care if they kill him its that he's literally still kind of new to this shit so he doesn't realize that they might actually kill him. or maybe he does and he actually doesn't care, you'll never know. anyways he's nice enough but not very good at making friends, sticks to his cabin-counselor friend group and doesn't leave it, u heard that he (accidentally) blew up a volcano once (mt. st. helens explosion of 2021), michael yew once asked him out of morbid curiosity if he can control blood and he just shrugged and went 'idk'. get the fuck out of here weirdo